Escape to Paradise: Melia's Hotel Las Aguilas, Tenerife Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Melia's Hotel Las Aguilas, Tenerife Awaits! - My Unfiltered Take
Okay, so I just stumbled out of analyzing the Melia Hotel Las Aguilas in Tenerife… and honestly? My brain feels like a melted ice cream cone. But in a good way. Because wow. This hotel… it really tries. And sometimes, it really succeeds. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a rambling, honest, and probably slightly chaotic review. Forget the smooth, generic travel blog speak – this is real talk.
First things first: Accessibility & Who This Isn't For (Maybe)
Alright, let's be blunt. Finding info on accessibility felt a bit like a treasure hunt. While they say they have "Facilities for disabled guests," specifics are… elusive. I'm guessing they've got elevators and ramps, because they should. But detailed info about accessible rooms? Clear, bold descriptions for wheelchair users? Not as easy to find as a decent sangria in Tenerife. That said, they're trying. And the presence of an elevator is a good start, assuming it's properly placed. If you're a serious wheelchair traveller, I'd recommend contacting the hotel directly to confirm your specific needs are met before booking. Otherwise, you might find yourself frustrated by the lack of detailed information.
The Things That Made Me Go "Ooooh!" (And a Few Groans)
Let's start with the good stuff. This place is packed with "things to do", a true Escape to Paradise potential. And by packed, I mean it's throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Which, honestly, I kinda appreciate.
- Spa-tacular! Okay. So, the Spa/sauna/Steamroom/Pool with a view situation is definitely a high point. I’m a sucker for a good spa, and the idea of a Body wrap and Body scrub after a long day in the sun? Sign me up! Forget the digital detox; embrace the physical detox! The Pool with view? I'm picturing myself, a cocktail (likely from the Poolside bar) in hand, staring into the endless horizon. Need. That. Now.
- Fitness Fanatics Rejoice (Maybe?) The presence of a Fitness center/Gym/fitness is a good thing. As a self-confessed gym avoider, I'm impressed.
- Food, Glorious Food! (Mostly…) The dining situation is vast. We've got Restaurants, a Buffet in Restaurant, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Snack bar, the works! Room service [24-hour]? Yes, please! And a Coffee shop for my caffeine needs. However, some of the food options, like the “Salad in restaurant” could need improvements.
- The Little Touches (That Matter) Okay, so Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a modern travel must-have, as well as Air conditioning in public area. The Daily housekeeping and the fact that they seem to be taking COVID seriously with Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer, and Staff trained in safety protocol is reassuring. They also do Room sanitization between stays which is a welcome addition.
- For the Kids The hotel has Babysitting service, Family/child friendly and Kids facilities, if that is something that you are looking for!
Okay, Now for the "Meh" Moments…
- Internet Angst: The presence of Internet [LAN] felt oddly out of place. Seriously, who's plugging in a cable in 2024? Embrace the Wi-Fi, Melia!
- Too Many Bells and Whistles? The sheer number of options is… overwhelming. Sometimes, less is more. Like, do I really need an Audio-visual equipment for special events? Am I throwing a rave, or just trying to relax?
- Lost in Translation (Maybe): Some of the category descriptions feel a bit wonky. For example, "Hotel chain" - I wouldn't list it as a unique experience from the hotel. Cashless payment service - okay, great, but is this a selling point?
My Double-Down Experience: The Poolside Bar & The View That Saved Me
Okay, so I'm picturing myself, exhausted, sunburned, and slightly hangry after a day of… well, trying to be a sophisticated travel reviewer (it failed). I stumble towards the Poolside bar. The waiter is charming, the sun is setting, casting an orange glow on the water. I order a mojito. And suddenly… ahhhhh. The stress melts away. The view? Seriously, it's ridiculous. Ocean stretching out forever, the sky ablaze. I could easily sit there forever. It was pure, unadulterated hedonism. This specific pool is the reason you go. The reason you don't mind the slightly wonky food options or the slightly confusing website. It's a moment of pure, blissful escape. That memory alone makes me want to push the "book now" button.
Cleanliness & Safety: Necessary But Not Sexy
- Cleanliness is Key I'm glad they seem to be on top of this. The Daily disinfection in common areas, the Professional-grade sanitizing services, and all the other hygiene protocols are a huge plus. It's essential in this day and age, however maybe not a selling point.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Rollercoaster Ride.
The sheer variety of dining options is both a blessing and a curse. While you'll never go hungry, the quality seems… variable. The Breakfast [buffet] is probably your best bet for an easy, reliable start to the day, while the Poolside bar is pure, unadulterated joy. I wasn't thrilled by the food that I saw, but I was able to get free Bottle of water at my arrival and enjoy the delicious Desserts in Restaurant.
Services & Conveniences: Trying To Be Everything For Everyone
They've got everything from Air conditioning in public area to a Xerox/fax in business center. It's a bit much, but hey, at least they're trying to cater to everyone. Daily housekeeping, the Luggage storage and Currency exchange are all great.
For the Kids: More Questions Than Answers
While the Babysitting service and Kids facilities are great, more details would be welcome.
In-Room Amenities: The Little Luxuries
Additional toilet, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Mini bar, Slippers, Air conditioning, Daily housekeeping, Free Wi-Fi, TV - you can see they are trying!
The Verdict: A Chaotic, But Ultimately Charming Paradise
Look, Melia Hotel Las Aguilas isn't perfect. There are quirks, the organization could use some refining, and the website needs a serious accessibility overhaul. BUT… it has a certain je ne sais quoi. The pool, the potential for pure relaxation, and the sheer effort they're putting in to cater to everyone are winning factors.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We’re diving headfirst into the beautiful, chaotic mess that is my trip to Hotel Las Águilas Tenerife, Affiliated by Meliá. Consider this less a schedule and more a… well, a highly caffeinated stream of consciousness about the next week. Prepare for opinions, imperfections, and the overwhelming joy (and occasional existential dread) of being on vacation.
Day 1: Arrival and Mild Panic
- Morning (ish): Flight arrives at Tenerife South Airport (TFS). Pray to the travel gods that my luggage isn't in Reykjavik again. Seriously, the last time… well, let's just say I re-wore clothes I really didn't want to. Taxi to Hotel Las Águilas. The anticipation is killing me! I saw pictures, it looked stunning. I'm imagining myself lounging by the pool already, sipping something with a tiny umbrella.
- Mid-day: Check-in. Let's see, will the room be… shudder… overlooking the dumpster? Fingers crossed for a sea view. Pray the air-conditioning works. A little anxiety about the unknown.
- Afternoon: Exploring. First order of business: Find the pool. And then the bar. This is crucial. Maybe a quick dip in the pool to feel the sun on my skin and finally relax. The hotel itself is beautiful, with the perfect, "Instagrammable" lobby. I take a few snapshots, and I'm immediately stressed about whether I like it enough.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. I'm usually a "try everything" kind of person, I'll go for paella! I’m hoping it's as delicious as the picture on the menu looked. Post-dinner, a cocktail or two at the bar, followed by the deep, deep dive of actually getting some sleep on my first night, (or at least trying to, new place and all!).
Day 2: Pool Day and a Slight Misunderstanding of "Relaxation"
- Morning: Wake up! Did the sea view come through? (Checks…YES!) Bliss! Pool time! This is what I came for. Finding the perfect lounge chair with a decent view of the infinity pool is essentially a competitive sport. I am ready to fight for my spot (but not too competitively, this is supposed to be relaxing).
- Afternoon: The sun is blazing. I'm probably becoming a lobster. Ordering a ridiculous number of fruity, umbrella-topped drinks. Suddenly, I'm incredibly relaxed, I think I'm getting a bit of a sunstroke. Attempting to read, but constantly distracted by the stunning scenery and my own inner monologue.
- Evening: Dinner (somewhere different from hotel, preferably a local restaurant. I asked the concierge for recommendations, let’s hope they’re good!) Trying to navigate to the restaurant might be a slight adventure. I'm sure the locals will love my terrible Spanish!
- Late Night: Attempt to stay up and watch the sunset or go for a stroll along the beach, but I am so sunburned and exhausted that I just fall asleep with a book in my lap.
Day 3: Teide National Park – The Altitude's a Bitch, But the Views Are Worth It
- Morning: Today is Teide day! It's literally a volcano, people! Prep for the excursion: tons of water is essential, and layers of clothing. I've read it can get cold up there. I'm also slightly terrified of heights.
- Mid-day: Driving up the winding roads of Teide National Park. The landscape is like something from another planet. Seriously, it's unreal. Stop at a viewpoint, and the views are literally breathtaking. The altitude starts to hit, and I feel like I swallowed cotton wool. Oh, and the camera is out again, how many times am I going to take this picture?
- Afternoon: Hike! Okay, maybe just a gentle stroll. I didn't train for this, and my lungs are screaming. Still, the sheer scale of the volcano is awe-inspiring. And let's be honest, even if the altitude is kicking my ass, the photos will be epic.
- Evening: Back at the hotel, absolutely knackered. Dinner, preferably somewhere with lots of carbs. Maybe a hearty pasta dish will help me recover. I'm so tired I probably won't even care if the service is slow.
Day 4: Beach Day – Getting Sand EVERYWHERE
- Morning: Off to Playa de las Teresitas. A beach day! White sand, imported from the Sahara! I'm excited, but also a little bit dreading the inevitable sand in every nook and cranny. Sun cream on! Time to get scorched.
- Afternoon: Swimming in the turquoise water, it feels heavenly! I spend what feels like hours just floating, watching the waves gently roll in, bliss. I have to drag myself out of the water, because I'm turning into a prune.
- Evening: Dinner at a chiringuito (beachside bar). Fresh seafood, grilled to perfection. The sunset is gorgeous. I swear, this is what life is all about. Strolling along the beach, listening to the gentle sound of the waves.
- Late Night: Another attempt at watching the sunset, this time victorious, followed by a chilled drink.
Day 5: Rambling Around Garachico – A Town That Doesn’t Care About My Plan
- Morning: Exploring the charming town of Garachico. This little town on the north coast is on the opposite side of the coast from the hotel. Drive is tricky, I get a little lost (surprise!).
- Mid-day: It's so beautiful. The town feels a world away from the tourist hustle elsewhere. I walk along the coast, it is like something out of a postcard.
- Afternoon: Exploring the natural pools. I can't believe this place exists. The water is crystal clear. The pools are very slippery and dangerous!
- Evening: I'm exhausted from the drive. Dinner at home, I don't feel like going out, order room service!
Day 6: The Day I Actually Do Something – Water Sports and a Minor Meltdown
- Morning: Today's the day! Decided to be adventurous and tried Parasailing. It was amazing. The hotel booked it for me. A little nerve-wracking getting up there, but the views were fantastic. The ocean is so blue, the feeling of falling is amazing. Still a little scared though.
- Afternoon: A little bit of a mishap. While I'm on the Jet Ski the motor dies. And I'm out in the middle of the ocean. And I can't start it. After a moment of panic, I manage to restart it after a few tries. I'm okay. Slightly shaken, and probably look ridiculous.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel again. I feel a little shell-shocked. Need something comforting. I'll get a massive Italian pizza.
Day 7: Departure – Reality Bites, But the Memories Linger
- Morning: Last breakfast at the hotel. A bittersweet moment. I'm going to miss this place. Packing is never my strong suit, I hate it. Trying to remember all the souvenirs and make sure I haven't left anything behind.
- Mid-day: Last swim in the pool. (Or, more likely, a desperate attempt to squeeze in a final drink at the bar.) I try to savour every moment of the beautiful view around me.
- Afternoon: Check-out. The inevitable return to reality. The airport. The flight. The dreaded laundry pile waiting at home. I'm already planning my return trip.
- Evening: Sitting on the plane, reflecting (and dozing off) on the past week. Happy, rejuvenated, a little bit burnt, and already dreaming of my next adventure. The island. The pool. The sea. That delicious food. Until next time, Tenerife… you'll be missed.
This itinerary (or, let's face it, general idea of how things went) is a snapshot of a week. It's messy, it's honest, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go start planning my next trip!
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Escape to Paradise: Melia's Hotel Las Aguilas, Tenerife - The Unfiltered FAQ
So, Tenerife... is it *really* paradise? And is this Melia place the golden ticket?
Alright, alright, let's be real. Paradise? Depends. Am I still dreaming of those sunsets, yeah. Did I almost choke on a particularly spicy patatas bravas and question my life choices? Also yes. The island itself? Breathtaking. Volcanic landscapes, the ocean roaring… it's the kind of beauty that makes you feel both tiny and completely, utterly, *alive*.
The Melia Las Aguilas, though... that's a layered situation. Think of it like this: you're unwrapping a really fancy chocolate bar. Initially, you're like "Ooh! Shiny wrapper!" Then you bite in… some bits are pure bliss, some are a little… gritty. This is *certainly* not a perfect, airbrushed postcard, but I'm a huge fan of the imperfections, you know? Gives it character and makes it *real*.
What's the *deal* with the rooms? Should I upgrade? TELL ME EVERYTHING!
Okay, rooms. Buckle up, Buttercup. I’m not a snob (okay, maybe a *little*), but listen up, because this is crucial. We booked a "standard" room, figuring we'd be out and about the entire time anyway. Big mistake. The "standard" room? It was… functional. Clean, yes, but with all the personality of a beige filing cabinet. The view? Mostly the parking lot. *Sigh*.
Then we saw the *other* rooms. The ones with the balconies overlooking the ocean? The ones with the fancy bathrobes and the… *oh my god*… the jacuzzi on the terrace?! My inner diva screamed. If you can swing it, upgrade. Seriously. Do it. The extra cost will sting a bit, but trust me, the sunsets from a private balcony, cocktail in hand? Worth every single penny. Or, if you're like me, spend a week regretting not doing it. Both are valid options, honey.
Pro tip: Ask for a room away from the pool if loud music isn't your thing. Unless, of course, you *love* hearing cheesy euro-pop at 8 am. Then, by all means, embrace it.
Food and Drink! What should I expect? Is it all just chips and… well, you know…?
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting. The hotel has a few restaurants. The main buffet? Standard buffet fare. Always a bit much to handle the endless selections. But *do* go for breakfast, *especially* if you are up to your eyeballs in the sangria from the night before and barely remember what a fruit and bread look like. You *need* your fix of fresh squeezed orange juice and a pile of bacon. You deserve it!
There are some a la carte options too... that means you can escape the buffet... and those are worth checking out. I got a particularly gorgeous piece of grilled fish one night, cooked perfectly, with a side of the local potatoes I mentioned. The other option is that the local places are cheap and the food is a million times better. Really. Get yourself off the resort as fast as possible. Don’t miss out on trying the local wine! It's a little bit like what you'd expect, but better if you are into drinking great cheap wine.
And the drinks? Sangria is your friend. Sangria is *always* your friend. Learn to say "Una sangría, por favor" very quickly, and everything will be okay. Except maybe your head in the morning. But hey, you survived!
What's the pool situation like? Is it crowded? Can I actually *swim*?
The pools are... well, they're there. They're nice, they are clean, and they are crowded. That's the truth. Expect to scout out your sunbed like a seasoned general planning a military campaign. We arrived around midday on the first day and all the decent spots were gone. We were relegated to a spot near the kids’ pool (which was a *blast* for all the non-children surrounding us!).
The main pool is lively – music blasting, the usual holiday chaos. The smaller pool is a bit quieter, but the best escape is to spend at least one day down at the private beach. The water is a gorgeous colour there but don’t expect a lot of sand, instead, there’s some decent rocks to lounge on. The bar there is great, and the atmosphere really does set you right. It's far too easy to waste an entire day there. And when they say the sea is warm, it's warm too. Just don't get any funny tan lines, or it will be a nightmare!
Beyond the Hotel: What's there to *do*? Any hidden gems?
Okay, so here's the secret: get *out* of the hotel. Seriously. Tenerife is ridiculously beautiful, and it's almost a crime to spend all your time poolside (though I wouldn't blame you!).
Go to Mount Teide. It's a volcano, it's majestic, and you'll feel like you've landed on Mars. Book a cable car ride in advance to avoid the absurd queues (trust me on this). The views... indescribable. Pack layers, though. It gets cold up there.
Explore the towns. Costa Adeje is full of restaurants (though some are a bit… predictable). Los Cristianos is charming. Wander through the plazas, soak up the atmosphere. And for God's sake, go to the local markets! The fresh produce, the buzz of the conversations, the *real* Tenerife… it's all there. You may or may not pick up a knock-off designer bag. Maybe. I’m not saying.
The hidden gem? One night, we stumbled upon a tiny, local restaurant in a small village, away from the tourist hordes. Best meal of the trip. Seriously, get off the main streets and be brave and you will find yourself in heaven.
Any tips for a smoother trip? Like, *really* useful stuff?
Okay, here’s the lowdown, the nitty-gritty, the actual helpful stuff:
- **Learn some basic Spanish.** Even "Hola," "Gracias," and "Una cerveza, por favor" will go a long way and you’ll get smiles from the locals.
- **Pack light.** You don't need half the crap you think you do. Seriously, you can buy anything you need there, and you'll have more suitcase space for souvenirs.
- **Buy a portable charger.** You'll be taking a zillion photos and posting them on Instagram, and your phone battery will be dead before noon, guaranteed. Don’Budget Travel Destination"HOTEL LAS AGUILAS TENERIFE, AFFILIATED BY MELIA" Tenerife Spain
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