Escape to Paradise: Charming 2-Bedroom Cottage in Tenby, UK
Escape to Paradise: …Or Maybe Just a Slightly Less Chaotic Paradise in Tenby? (A Rambling Review)
Right, listen up, because I've just returned from a week-long stay at Escape to Paradise – and let me tell you, it's less about escaping the apocalypse and more about escaping… well, the usual chaos. This charming 2-bedroom cottage in Tenby, UK, promised peace, quiet, and a chance to finally finish that book that’s been gathering dust since, oh, the pandemic. Did it deliver? Let's dive IN. (And no, I haven’t quite finished the book yet…but I blame the Welsh coastline, okay?)
First Impressions (and the Great Internet Fiasco):
Okay, the cottage itself? Absolutely stunning. And, a huge plus, the photos don’t lie! Think cozy, with a capital "C." But let me be honest, the first thing I did was hunt for the Wi-Fi. See, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! marketing blurb? Well, it's true. Mostly. I managed to get decent signal, but my partner, bless her, was practically begging the gods for internet. Then they got it working on the final day.
Now, I’ve gotta ramble, because the internet thing is a recurring theme for me. I need it. Not just for emails, but for my coping mechanisms. Doomscrolling. Endless hours of cat videos. Okay, I'll be real. I even asked a friend if he could fix it for £100. He couldn't.
Accessibility & Comfort (and the Absence of a Personal Butler):
Honestly, I didn’t scrutinize the accessibility aspects too deeply, but I did notice they advertised "Facilities for disabled guests." I'm not disabled, luckily, but good to know they're catering to everyone. The cottage, thankfully, wasn’t up five flights of stairs (though the "high-floor" option wasn't available, as it was not a hotel).
Inside the cottage, though? Pure bliss. The Additional toilet was a godsend. Air conditioning? Absolutely needed, even in Wales, and it did an amazing job. The Bathtub was perfect for a soak after a day of exploring. Bathrobes and slippers? Yes, please! The Linens were crisp, the beds were comfy, the whole vibe just screamed "Relax!" Oh, and the blackout curtains were crucial for getting a good night's sleep, because Welsh sunsets? They go on FOREVER. Trust me.
Cleanliness & Safety (and the constant worry of… you know):
The place was immaculately clean. Seriously, you could eat off the floor (though I wouldn't advise it). They've clearly taken the Cleanliness and safety thing seriously, which is SO important right now. They advertise Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, and I even saw a little Hand sanitizer dispenser at the entrance. Props for doing the big stuff-- the sanitizing, hand sanitizer, and cleanliness were all top -notch,
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (and my eternal quest for the perfect Welsh rarebit):
Okay, here's where Escape to Paradise loses a few points (but honestly, it's a cottage, so I wasn't expecting a Michelin star experience). There are no Restaurants on-site. But, and this is a BIG but, the cottage had a fully Sanitized kitchen. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check! I was able to cook up some truly awful meals. I could've gotten Breakfast in room, but a bit far, I was also able to do Breakfast takeaway service, so I didn't have to lift a finger. Bottle of water, again. The Coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver, providing a much-needed dose of caffeine to fuel those coastal walks.
I did have to venture out to eat. Tenby itself is overflowing with Restaurants, Coffee shops, Snack bars, and it's all ridiculously accessible. So what's missing? I'm a massive sucker for a Poolside bar!
Services and Conveniences (and the things you didn't know you needed):
The Concierge was super friendly and helpful. They provided recommendations for everything, from the best beaches to the best place for Welsh rarebit. Daily housekeeping was a luxury I definitely appreciated. There's a Luggage storage service, Laundry service, Ironing service, and they even take Cashless payment service.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (and trying to convince myself I’m not that lazy): Okay, here's where the Escape to Paradise name really comes into play. The location is PERFECT. Tenby is gorgeous, and the cottage is a short walk from… well, everything. Beaches, shops, restaurants, the harbour… you name it. Forget the Gym/fitness.
I did manage to relax, though. The Terrace was perfect for sipping tea and watching the sunset (did I mention those sunsets?). Also, I have to recommend a beach walk, and I loved the Car park [free of charge].
I was hoping for a spa, but this is the cottage life. I was able to relax, though.
Getting Around (and avoiding the dreaded tourist trap):
Car park [free of charge] was a HUGE win. Tenby can get crowded, especially in summer, and finding parking is a nightmare. They do have Car park [on-site] also. Airport transfer, Taxi service, Bicycle parking, and Valet parking (though I can’t tell you as I did not avail myself).
For the Kids (and dodging the screaming spawns):
I didn't have any kids with me, but this place feels Family/child friendly. It's safe, convenient, and if you're traveling with children, good for you.
Overall Verdict (and the book I still haven't finished):
Escape to Paradise? More like "Escape to Slightly Less Crazy"! It's a lovely cottage, perfectly situated, and with a few minor quibbles (like the internet situation) – it offers a fantastic base for exploring Tenby and the surrounding area.
My Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars (Would be 5 if the Netflix Gods had smiled on me.)
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Hoi An's Hidden Gem: Private Pool Villa Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup! We're planning my escape to Hawtree Cottage in Tenby, and frankly, it's going to be a hot mess. Here's a "plan" that's more like a suggestion with a healthy dose of "winging it":
Hawtree Cottage: Tenby Me, Myself, and I (Plus Maybe a Dog, Depends on the Weather)
Day 1: Arrival & Utter Chaos (Tenby-ward Bound!)
- Morning (7:00 AM - whenever the heck I actually leave): Okay, so this is where the "plan" officially falls apart. Aiming to be on the road by 7? LOL. Knowing me, it'll be closer to 9, possibly 10 after a frantic search for my passport (always a thrilling game), a desperate coffee run (essential!), and the inevitable last-minute "Did I pack…?" panic. Pack the essentials, snacks (crucial for emotional stability), and download some audiobooks.
- Afternoon (Whatever time I finally leave - 3:00 PM): The drive! Ah, the open road! (hopefully, less open and more… navigable). Aiming to hit the M4, but knowing my sense of direction, I'll probably end up in Swindon. Hopefully, the car doesn't break down, because I'm a calamity about cars. The music HAS to be perfect– upbeat tunes and hopefully podcasts like "My Dad Wrote a Porno" to keep the energy levels up. Stop for a pub lunch somewhere vaguely picturesque. Preferably with a roaring fire and a dog-friendly policy. If it has a muddy dog, bonus points.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (3:00 PM - whenever I can find the cottage): Arrival at Hawtree Cottage! The moment of truth. Will it be exactly as advertised? Will the key be in the lockbox? (Please let the key be in the lockbox). Unpacking, which will involve a chaotic scramble to find the tea bags (priorities!). Hopefully, I have made some food for when I get to the cottage.
- Anecdote: Last time I tried to "unpack" I ended up with a literal mountain of clothes. I'm talking shirts hanging out the curtains, underwear draped over lampshades. My life is a never-ending laundry basket, and I'm not sure I'm winning.
- Quirky Observation: I'm usually the most anxious person alive, but when I get to a new cottage everything changes. I suddenly transform into a calm, observant explorer of the little details. The wonky painting on the wall? Charming! The slightly musty smell? Rustic!
- Evening (Post-Unpacking): Explore Tenby! Find the pubs! Walk the beach (weather permitting - let's be honest, this is Wales). Drink beer. Gaze at the sea and feel overwhelmingly… content. Dinner somewhere, maybe fish and chips - perfection! Or, if the weather's truly awful, takeout in front of the TV. Snuggle in with some comforting TV and a cup of tea.
**Day 2: Tenby, Tenby, Everywhere! (With a Side of Lobster) **
- Morning (7:00 AM - whenever I feel like it, which will probably be around 9): Gentle start, no rush. Coffee, read a book. Maybe a quick walk on the beach, depending on the tide and the weather. Check the weather and plan the day's activities.
- Mid-Morning: More exploring of Tenby. The shops, the harbor, maybe that cute little art gallery I saw online. Try to get a photo of myself with the famous colorful houses.
- Lunch: Find a good cafe, maybe try a local Welsh rarebit or a hearty soup.
- Afternoon: I'm thinking about doing something different. Maybe a boat trip? Fishing tour? Or, let's be realistic, probably just lounging on the beach and reading the book I started in the morning. Depends on the tide and the wind.
- Emotional Reaction: I get so excited about the beach - the smell of the sea, the sand between my toes, the peace. Pure, unadulterated joy.
- Evening: Cooking, maybe. Dinner at the cottage. Cooking in my own kitchen is an absolute necessity. I'll probably buy some local supplies - fresh fish, some Welsh cakes - and attempt to make something vaguely edible. Wine, definitely wine. Maybe a roaring fire if the weather allows.
Day 3: Exploring Beyond Tenby (Adventure!)
- Morning: Driving to a nearby destination! Maybe a castle. (Castles are a must).
- Mid-Morning: The castle experience! Exploring, taking photos, dreaming of being a princess (ok, maybe just a visitor.)
- Lunch A break, perhaps a pub lunch near the castle, or a picnic if it's a nice day.
- Afternoon More driving! Maybe another local destination, a scenic beach, a cute village.
- Evening: Back to Tenby, dinner in my favorite pub, a quiet evening, and possibly writing in a journal to record all the amazing times.
- Emotional Reaction: I hope I don't forget my journal, I really need to start writing in it!!!
Day 4: Relaxing and Recovering!
- Morning: Sleep in! Reading, lots of tea, and just generally letting my brain switch off.
- Afternoon: Depending on how I feel, perhaps a walk, some exploring, or another relaxing activity.
- Evening: A quiet evening at the cottage, dinner in front of the TV.
Day 5: Farewell, Tenby! (Sob)
- Morning: A last, slow breakfast, maybe a final walk on the beach. One last look at the sea and the colorful houses, and a moment of utter despair that I have to leave.
- Anecdote: I will miss this place so much.
- Mid-morning: Packing. The dread of packing. I will inevitably leave something behind.
- Lunch: A quick lunch.
- Afternoon: The drive home. The long, lonely journey home.
- Evening: Unpack, and then plan the next escape.
Imperfections and Rambles:
- This itinerary is a suggestion, not a rule. I'll probably change my mind a million times and veer wildly off course.
- Weather will be a huge factor. Sun? Beach day! Rain? Cozy up indoors with books and wine.
- I'm terrible at planning. I'm much better at the "go with the flow" approach.
- I'm going to enjoy the moments. No rushing, no stressing, just… being. That's the goal, anyway.
- My expectations are incredibly high. I'm convinced this will be the best trip ever, and if it's not, I'm still going to love every messy, imperfect moment.
Food and Drink:
- I'm planning to eat everything! Fish and chips, Welsh cakes, local ales.
- Coffee is non-negotiable. Tea is essential.
- Wine is for every evening!
The Overall Vibe:
Chill. Relaxed. Chaotic. Blissful. Overwhelmingly happy. Messy. Human. This is the plan. Wish me luck!
Escape to Paradise: Hotel La Conchiglia, Praiano, Italy - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Look, calling it "paradise" is a bit… optimistic. Let's be honest. It's more like "Paradise Adjacent." Think of it this way: you know those slightly-too-old, perfectly-worn leather jackets that fit like a glove? That's this cottage. It ain't perfect, it's got a few wrinkles, but it's got SOUL.
Okay, okay, the location is *amazing*. Tenby is ridiculously picturesque. You can practically roll out of bed (after a good night's sleep, which, let's be honest, depends on whether the seagulls are doing their mating calls outside your window at 5 am - they were, in my case) and be on the beach. The shops are cute, the pubs are cozy, and the air is thick with the scent of fish and chips and... hope? Okay, maybe not hope, but definitely a good atmosphere. Getting there? It can be a *journey*. Expect narrow lanes (especially around the cottage itself – a true test of your reversing skills!). Bring your patience and a good playlist. My advice? Stop at a shop on the way for snacks. You'll need 'em.
Also, *parking* can be a bit of a blood sport. Learn to parallel park before you go. Seriously.
Right, two bedrooms. One is definitely the master. The other is… well, it's a bedroom. It’s perfectly functional, but let's just say there's a clear hierarchy when it comes to space. If you're traveling with friends, decide your sleeping arrangements *before* arrival, unless you want a passive-aggressive war for the best bed. And the bathroom? One. Single. Bathroom. Consider yourselves warned. This is not a luxury hotel folks. This is real life. This can be hilarious and a good way to bond or the start of a very messy holiday argument.
Wi-Fi... exists. It technically functions. Consider it a bonus, not a necessity. Streaming Netflix? Good luck. I spent more time staring at the buffering wheel than enjoying the show. embrace this, and enjoy real conversations. The kitchen is well-equipped, which is great, because you'll probably be cooking a lot. The washing machine is a lifesaver if you're bringing kids or are just a messy human being like I am. The TV? Well, its there. I ended up reading more books than I have in a long time, and that was wonderful.
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