Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Luxury in Olbia's Pelican Beach Resort & Spa
Pelican Beach Resort & Spa: My Olbia Escape – Paradise Found (Mostly) – A Messy, Honest Review.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly chilled!) prosecco on my recent escape to the Pelican Beach Resort & Spa in Olbia. This isn't your polished, press-release review. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, peppered with my own brand of slightly manic enthusiasm and the occasional existential sigh.
The Promise: Adults-Only Luxury. Did they deliver?
Yes. And no. It depends. The adults-only thing? Nailed it. Blissful silence by the pool, no screaming toddlers… pure, unadulterated peace. The luxury? Hmmm. Let's dissect, shall we?
First Impressions: Arrival & Accessibility (and My Own Clumsiness)
Driving up, the property is undeniably handsome. Nestled on a private beach, the turquoise water beckoned. The exterior itself is stunning and the elevator was a godsend – my ankles haven't fully recovered from that hike last week. Accessibility is key for me (okay, maybe I just appreciated the elevator after lugging my suitcase). I didn’t specifically need wheelchair accessibility, but I did notice thoughtful touches. The front desk staff were wonderfully accommodating. The check-in/out [express] option was appreciated, especially since I was already practically drooling at the thought of the pool with a view.
The Room: My Personal Oasis… with Mild Annoyances.
I'm not gonna lie, I booked a room decoration upgrade specifically for the panoramic ocean view, with a balcony to enjoy the breeze. My room was a haven. The air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially after my first gelato-induced meltdown when it dripped on my hands (a moment of pure culinary chaos). The blackout curtains were a godsend, especially since I'm as sensitive to sun as a vampire. Free Wi-Fi (blessed be!) in every nook and cranny of the room, was a huge plus, and the internet access – wireless was generally reliable. A laptop workspace? Perfect for a little "work" (e.g., Instagram). The in-room safe box was a bonus, but I lost the key three times. (Thank god for the concierge, who never ceased smiling and shaking their head). The bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch, and the complimentary tea was a life-saver after a long day of… well, relaxing.
Minor quibbles: the alarm clock taunted me with its aggressive buzzing. The bathroom phone felt a little… redundant? And the extra long bed was almost too long. Almost.
Sanctuary & Safety: Cleanliness in the Time of… Everything.
This is where the Pelican absolutely shines. Huge kudos for taking COVID seriously. I saw daily disinfection in common areas constantly happening. I even saw one incredibly zealous staff member maniacally wiping down a sun lounger before I could even consider sitting on it. The anti-viral cleaning products were a definite plus. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. Rooms sanitized between stays? You betcha. They even offered room sanitization opt-out available, which I appreciated. Safety features, like smoke alarms and the fire extinguisher were present everywhere. I felt genuinely safe, which, considering the state of the world, is a pretty big deal.
Spa Time: The "Almost Perfect" Experience.
The spa was, for the most part, divine. I had a massage that nearly sent me to another dimension. The masseuse… absolute magic. I may have audibly sighed. The sauna was hot, the steamroom was steamy, and the foot bath… pure bliss. I did the body scrub and body wrap, which was… okay. Honestly, I’m not sure what I expected, but I think the technician was ready for lunch…and I was too. The spa area itself was beautiful, with an indoor relaxation area with heated beds. However, the pool with a view at the spa was… alright. Not quite the jaw-dropping infinity pool of my dreams. Still, a solid experience!
Food, Glorious Food: A Gastronomic Adventure (with Caveats).
Okay, let's talk food. The main restaurant offered both buffet and à la carte options. Western cuisine was the dominant force, but they offered Asian cuisine options, which surprisingly worked really well. The breakfast [buffet] was glorious. I, maybe, ate my weight in croissants. They had coffee/tea in restaurant, as well as an extensive menu. Their Asian breakfast was interesting, and their vegetarian restaurant was a welcomed surprise: lots of choices! The bottle of water was always there - very practical. The desserts in restaurant… let's just say I made a new friend at the gym (the fitness center was surprisingly well-equipped, I’ll admit, though I mainly went for the novelty). The poolside bar was a godsend for afternoon cocktails (and yes, I indulged during happy hour.) The snack bar was very handy. The room service [24-hour] was tempting, especially when I just wanted to wallow in my room. In terms of dietary options, there were also alternative meal arrangements.
Now for the (slightly) messy part. The salad in restaurant was just… okay. And while the overall quality was good, the service could be a little… slow. The coffee shop inside the hotel made very good coffee, it was almost as good as the coffee from the café down the road.
Things to Do: Relaxation & Other Delights.
Okay, so you're here to relax. They get that. The swimming pool [outdoor] was a major draw, and the vibe was pure chill. However, the location is gorgeous, and there were some available options: The terrace offered stunning views. There were options for indoor venue for special events and outdoor venue for special events so you could host an event. The hotel also offered seminars and meetings/banquet facilities. The gift/souvenir shop was helpful. I also saw some babysitting service and kids facilities.
The Extras: Convenience & Services
The Pelican offers all the usual conveniences: daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage, and even currency exchange. There was a convenience store onsite. I also appreciated the car park [free of charge]. They offered airport transfer.
The Verdict: Escape to Paradise? (Mostly Yes!)
Would I go back? Absolutely. The Pelican Beach Resort & Spa is a fantastic choice for an adults-only getaway. It's a place to unwind, recharge, and indulge. It’s not perfect, nothing is. But it offers a level of comfort and a commitment to safety that is truly reassuring. It’s a place where you can genuinely forget about the daily grind and just… be.
My Quirky Observation: They REALLY love their prosecco. And I'm not complaining.
My Emotional Reaction: Overall: Euphoria (with a healthy dose of post-vacation blues).
The Pitch: Your Olbia Oasis Awaits! Book Now!
Tired of the daily grind? Craving an escape? Then Dive into the Adults-Only Luxury of Pelican Beach Resort & Spa in Olbia!
Imagine waking up to panoramic ocean views, sipping freshly brewed coffee on your balcony, and spending your days basking in the Sardinian sun. Picture yourself indulging in a rejuvenating massage, lounging by the sparkling pool with a view, and savoring delectable cuisine.
Here's what makes the Pelican Beach Resort & Spa the perfect getaway:
- Absolute Adults-Only Bliss: Peace, quiet, and pure relaxation.
- Stunning Location: Escape to paradise on the beautiful Sardinian coast.
- Unparalleled Safety & Hygiene: Relax with our rigorous anti-viral cleaning protocols and commitment to your well-being.
- Luxurious Amenities: From the spa to delicious dining, every detail is designed for your comfort.
- Peace of Mind: Exceptional customer service and a team dedicated to making your stay unforgettable.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to escape to paradise!
Book your stay at Pelican Beach Resort & Spa today and receive:
- A complimentary bottle of Prosecco upon arrival!
- Early booking bonus!
- Special rates for stays of 5 nights or more!
Click here to book now and start planning your dream escape. Visit our website: [Insert Website Link Here]
Limited availability – don't delay! Your paradise awaits at Pelican Beach Resort & Spa. Book your escape NOW!
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Italian Villa Awaits in Terni!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my slightly chaotic (and hopefully hilarious) adventure at the Pelican Beach Resort & SPA in Olbia, Italy. Consider this less a polished itinerary and more of a rambling, unfiltered chronicle of a vacation that promised paradise, and mostly delivered, but not without its fair share of… shall we say… character.
The Pelican Beach Resort & SPA: My Olbia Odyssey (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Aperol Spritz)
Day 1: Arrival, Aspirations, and a Near-Disaster with the Luggage
- 8:00 AM (ish) – The Departure, The Dreaded Line. My flight from London was delayed, naturally. I swear, the universe just knows when I have a vacation planned, and it delights in throwing obstacles in my way. Found myself next to a nervous chihuahua, whose owner spent the entire flight whispering reassurances in Italian. I, on the other hand, was just whispering, "Please let my suitcase arrive."
- 1:00 PM (Olbia Time) - Landing and First Impressions. Touching down in Olbia… sunshine! Glorious sunshine! Followed by the heart-stopping realization that my bag wasn't on the carousel. Cue internal panic attack. Spent the next hour navigating the airport's lost luggage system, which, like all things bureaucratic, felt designed to test the limits of human sanity. Finally, they found it. Turns out my luggage likes to go to Spain. Lesson learned: attach a gigantic, neon-pink tag that screams "I'M GOING TO ITALY!"
- 2:30 PM – Check-In Chaos & The View That Stole My Breath After a rather harrowing taxi ride (I believe the driver was auditioning for a rally championship), I arrived at the Pelican Beach Resort. The reception staff were lovely and, more importantly, spoke English (phew!). Once inside, the view from my room? Oh. My. God. It was… stunning. Turquoise water, the crisp scent of the sea, and the promise of endless relaxation. I nearly burst into tears right then and there.
- 3:30 PM – The First Aperol Spritz (and its aftermath) After I collected myself, my mission was clear: find an Aperol Spritz, immediately. Found the bar, found the Spritz. Glorious, fizzy, orange goodness. I downed two, maybe three, while staring at the view. Let's just say, the post-Spritz euphoria led me to a slightly overzealous exploration of the resort. I nearly ended up in the pool fully clothed.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at the Resort's Restaurant. The food was Italian, and my stomach was happy. I had fresh seafood pasta that was amazing. I also met a man who thought he was a spy. We had an interesting conversation.
Day 2: Beach Bliss, Sunburn Concerns, and a Misadventure with a Paddleboard
- 9:00 AM – Beach Time! Sunscreen? Check. Book? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Reality-check? I’m so pale I could glow.
- 10:00 AM – The Sunburn Saga Begins… Despite my best efforts, the Sardinian sun decided I needed a bit more color. I started to feel the tingle. Cue: frantic application of aloe vera.
- 11:00 AM – Paddleboarding, or, How I Became One with the Sea (and Almost Swallowed It) Armed with a paddleboard, I thought I was a Viking. It turns out, balance is not my strong suit. I managed to stay upright for approximately 2 minutes before taking a dramatic (and utterly humiliating) tumble into the crystal-clear water. Let me tell you, salt water up the nose? Not recommended.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch, And the Unexpected Charm of a Local Restaurant. We decided to venture out and tried out a fantastic local restaurant, a hidden gem recommended by a friendly waiter from the resort. The food was authentic, simple, and bursting with flavor. The best meal I had during the entire trip.
- 3:00 PM – Spa-mazing. I decided to ease my sunburn (and ego) with a spa treatment. The massage was heavenly. I almost fell asleep. But the best part? The relaxation room, where I could literally just stare out the window and drift away. Bliss.
- 7:00 PM - Another Dinner, Another Story. Ate at the resort again. The food was delicious, but I was starting to get a bit of resort fatigue. I also learned the resort chef has a crush on the head waitress.
Day 3: Exploring Olbia, Gelato Gluttony, and a Night of… Bingo?
- 9:30 AM – Olbia Bound! Booked a taxi to Olbia. The town was charming, filled with narrow streets, colorful buildings, and the constant aroma of freshly baked bread.
- 11:00 AM – The Church. Found a church. Beautiful.
- 12:00 PM – Gelato Appreciation. It was hot, which justified the immediate need for gelato. I may have tried three flavors. Okay, fine, it was four.
- 1:00 PM – More wandering.
- 7:00 PM - Resort Bingo. Yes, you read that right. Resort Bingo. I joined in on the fun. I didn't win.
- 9:00 PM - Late Night Beach Stroll. I just went for a walk by the sea and tried to make sense of the world.
Day 4: Departure Day, Reflections, and a Vow to Return (Eventually)
- 9:00 AM - Last Breakfast. I had breakfast. It was nice.
- 10:00 AM - the Beach. I went to the beach to say goodbye.
- 12:00 PM - Last-Minute Aperol. One last Spritz. For old time's sake.
- 4:00 PM - Leaving. The time flew. The airport was calmer, but the flight was still delayed. I left Italy with a heavy heart, a slightly redder complexion, and a suitcase full of memories.
Final Thoughts:
The Pelican Beach Resort & SPA wasn't perfect. The beds were a bit too firm for my liking, and the buffet sometimes felt a little… repetitive. But the staff were lovely, the view was to die for, and the Aperol Spritzes were consistently excellent. It was the perfect mix of relaxation, adventure, and sheer, unadulterated chaos. I’d go back in a heartbeat (after I’ve recovered from the sunburn and the paddleboarding incident, of course). And who knows, maybe next time, I'll actually win at Bingo.
Isabelle's Guesthouse: Your Johannesburg Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Pelican Beach Resort & Spa - The Real Deal FAQs (Because Let's Be Honest, You Need to Know)
Okay, So is it REALLY Adults-Only? Because I'm Tired of Tiny Humans.
Yeah. Breathe a sigh of relief, my friend. It's *actually* adults-only. Not a "wink-wink, we tolerate kids" kind of place. I was there. Bliss. Pure, uncluttered, no-screaming-match-at-breakfast bliss. Picture it: a buffet of artisanal cheeses and no battle for the last croissant. Priceless. Finally, a vacation where you can actually hear yourself think, or at least focus on choosing between a prosecco and a bellini without the soundtrack of a toddler tantrum. I actually saw a couple kissing by the pool – a *proper* kiss, not a peck between grabbing a screaming child! Pure romance. It's heaven.
The Rooms – Worth the Hype (and the Price Tag)?
Look, let's be clear: it's not cheap. You're paying for the luxury, and mostly you get it. My room? Stunning. That view? Sea, sky, the whole shebang. The bed? I could have slept for a week. But, and here's the *real* tea, the soundproofing wasn't perfect. I heard a couple next door, well... enjoying themselves. Let's just say I learned a new meaning of 'passion' at 3 AM. (Note to self: invest in earplugs. Or maybe a very good cough.) Otherwise? Beautiful. The balcony was everything. Coffee in the morning, wine in the evening. Pure, unadulterated, "I deserve this" vibes. Also, the toiletries? Divine. I almost swiped them all. Almost. Don't judge me, you would too.
Is the Spa Actually Relaxing or Just Instagram Bait?
Okay, the spa. Prepare to be *pampered*. Honestly? It's gorgeous. Soft lighting, soothing music, the works. But… and this is a *big* but… there were a few hiccups. My massage? The therapist was lovely, bless her heart, but she kept sighing really dramatically. Seriously dramatic. Like, she’d press a shoulder knot, and then a theatrical "Hmph." It was… distracting. Then, the jacuzzi overflowed a little. Like, a *lot* a little. Now, it’s not necessarily the spa's fault, but it was kind of funny. My advice: go, enjoy the treatments, but maybe keep a sense of humor handy. And maybe bring a towel.
The Food… Is It Worth the Calories? Because, You Know… Vacation.
Oh, the food. Yes. And no. The breakfast buffet? Spectacular, honestly. Fruit, cheeses, pastries, everything you could dream of. The fresh-squeezed orange juice was pure sunshine in a glass. Lunch at the poolside restaurant? Also, amazing. Try the seafood pasta. Worth every carb. Dinner? The main restaurant was a bit… formal. And occasionally, felt like the service was a bit… stilted. We got a waiter who seemed genuinely terrified of messing up the wine service. He was so nervous he kept spilling a *tiny* bit, which was endearing but also made the table sticky. The food itself was generally pretty tasty, if a little predictable after a couple of days. But overall I think I felt full and happy...but perhaps a little too full. The best meal of my stay? Hands down, the little beachside cafe. They had the most amazing, ridiculously simple, perfectly grilled fish. The wind, the waves, the fresh flavors...it's what a vacation is actually about. Forget the fancy restaurants, go for the fish. Seriously.
The Beach – Is It as Dreamy as the Pictures?
Okay, the beach. This is where it gets *complicated*. Yes, the pictures are gorgeous. Crystalline water, white sand, perfectly placed umbrellas. And it *is* beautiful. But realism check: the beach is public. Which means… *sometimes* it can get a little busy. There were a couple of days where it felt like a slightly more glamorous version of a crowded seaside town. Think: sunbathers cheek-to-jowl, the occasional rogue beach ball, a persistent vendor selling...well, *everything*. I will say, the hotel does provide umbrellas and loungers, so you're well sorted out, even if the beach scene is a little less "Robinson Crusoe" and a little more "lively Italian beach." If you like quiet, perhaps consider wandering down the coast. It's spectacular! The water is so blue!
Stuff I Wish I Knew BEFORE I Went
Pack more sunscreen than you think you need. Seriously. The Sardinian sun is no joke. Also, learn a few basic Italian phrases. The staff generally speak English, but a little effort goes a long way, and it's just fun. Bring a good book, because you *will* want to spend hours on those balconies. And finally... don't assume everything is included. Some things, like extra drinks, are extra. I ran up a crazy bill on the mini-bar. Learn from my mistakes.
Okay, Okay, Overall – Would You Go Back?
...Yes. Absolutely. Despite the minor imperfections, the slightly dramatic massage therapist, the maybe-overcrowded beach on occasion - I'd go back in a heartbeat. The location is stunning; the food (mostly) delicious; and more importantly: it's a well-deserved break from the chaos of every day. It's a place you can actually *relax*. And hey, even the slightly loud neighbors next door are a small price to pay for a little slice of paradise. Just, maybe bring earplugs. And extra sunscreen. Oh, and learn the Italian for 'another glass of prosecco, please!'
Post a Comment for "Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Luxury in Olbia's Pelican Beach Resort & Spa"