KL Cosy Staycation: Arte Plus Hotel's Unbelievable Luxury!
KL Cosy Staycation: Arte Plus Hotel - My Head Exploded From the Luxury (and Maybe the Confetti)
Okay, so I just got back from a staycation at the Arte Plus Hotel in Kuala Lumpur, and honestly? I need a vacation from the staycation. (Just kidding! Mostly.) This place is… well, it’s an experience. And I’m still processing it. Brace yourselves, because this review is gonna be a wild ride. Think less clinical hotel brochure, more slightly-overwhelmed-but-ultimately-grateful traveler spilling the tea (and maybe a little bit of coffee) about this “Unbelievable Luxury” they're advertising.
First Impressions: Holy Moly, It's Big!
The Arte Plus is massive. You know those hotels where you can practically feel the city shrink as you approach? This is not one of them. Arriving felt like stepping into a different, futuristic dimension. The lobby? Think gigantic, with enough seating to host a small country. (They could probably host a small country, actually, given the services…)
Accessibility: Is It Easy to Get Around for Everyone?
Okay, confession time: I didn’t need to assess accessibility, but I always pay attention. The elevator situation is, thankfully, plentiful. I saw ramps and, I think, accessible rooms, though I didn't personally need 'em. (Facilities for disabled guests: CHECK!) The sheer size of the place might be a bit daunting for some with mobility issues, but with all the elevators and hopefully well-placed signage, it should be manageable. I just have this mental image of someone accidentally ending up in a secret cat petting area, but that’s probably just me…
Rooms: My Own Personal Palace (Minus the Butler)
My room? Oh. My. Goodness. (Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area: CHECK!) Let's just say, I've never seen so many amenities in one place outside of a movie. Seriously, this place made me feel like a celebrity. And the blackout curtains? (Blackout curtains: CHECK!) Lifesavers. Slept like a baby! They have everything: fluffy bathrobes (Bathrobes: CHECK!), slippers (Slippers: CHECK!)…even a scale (Scale: CHECK!). (I chose not to use it. Ignorance is bliss, people!) The bed was enormous, linens were crisp, and the view? Stunning. And, of course, (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: CHECK!) The Wi-Fi was blazing fast. Seriously, I could have streamed a whole season of my latest obsession while in the bathtub!** (Bathtub, Private bathroom, Shower: CHECK!)**
The Food, Glorious Food! (And Where I Almost Got Lost Trying to Find the Restaurant)
Okay, the food situation at Arte Plus is… diverse. (Restaurants, Restaurants: CHECK!) Honestly, it's like they crammed every type of cuisine known to humankind into this hotel complex. The sheer choice was overwhelming.
- Breakfast? (Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast: CHECK!) They had it all. From a traditional Nasi Lemak to a Western spread, they had it all. I went for the buffet, which I found myself overwhelmed by and it was a tad messy, but I loved the options.
- Lunch/Dinner? (A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: CHECK!) They had various restaurants. I tried the…Asian cuisine restaurant. It was nice! My only complaint is that the sheer labyrinthine nature of the hotel meant that I had to ask staff for directions multiple times.
- Drinks and Snacks? (Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Bottle of water: CHECK!) Several bars dotted the premises. I did make use of the free bottle of water.
Spa, Pool, and Recreation: Where I Tried to Relax, and Partially Succeeded.
This is where the Arte Plus really shines. The pools are gorgeous, (Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view: CHECK!) with stunning views. There’s also a gym (Gym/fitness, Fitness center: CHECK!) and a spa (Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage: CHECK!). I went for a massage, because, well, obviously. The massage was heavenly. I emerged feeling like a new person. My only regret is that I didn't get to experience everything But the pool. I had an amazing time. Just floating on the surface of the water, staring at the clear blue sky.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Edition
Alright, let’s get real for a second. This is 2024, and we’re all more aware of health and safety. The Arte Plus really impressed me here. They had (Hand sanitizer: CHECK!) everywhere. (Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: CHECK!) I saw staff constantly cleaning and disinfecting, which was comforting. I even saw (Individually-wrapped food options: CHECK!), which is a nice touch. I felt safe and secure throughout my stay, which is a huge plus.
Services and Conveniences: All the Bells and Whistles (and Maybe a Few More)
Okay, buckle up. The Arte Plus has everything. (Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Smoking area, Airport transfer: CHECK!) Daily housekeeping was fantastic (loved returning to a perfectly made bed!), the concierge was super helpful with recommendations. There’s even a convenience store if you need a midnight snack (because, let’s be honest, you will need a midnight snack!)
Things to Do: More Than You Can Shake a Stick At! (if you could get a stick)
Okay, this is where things get slightly bonkers. Beyond the obvious – swimming, spa, gym – they have…well, let’s just say, options. (Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Indoor venue for special events, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Proposal spot, Shrine: CHECK!) They seem equipped to handle anything from a corporate conference to a small wedding. They even had this insane installation of floating…things. Art? I'm not sure, but it was pretty. (And slightly baffling.)
For the Kids (or the Kid in You)
They have kid-friendly options, which is great. (Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: CHECK!) Honestly, though, I was so busy enjoying myself, I didn't really observe them closely.
The Negatives (Because No Place is Perfect!)
Okay, so here's the slightly-less-gushing bit. As I mentioned, the size of the hotel can be overwhelming. Getting around can feel like an Olympic sport. Also, I did find myself a little lost a few times. They could improve the signage a little.
My Verdict: Worth the Overwhelm? Absolutely!
Look, if you’re looking for a relaxing, low-key getaway, Arte Plus might not be your best bet. It's a sensory overload in the best possible way. But if you want to be pampered, indulged, and feel like you're living in a futuristic palace? Book it. Seriously. This hotel is an experience. It’s a splurge, sure, but it's a splurge that's actually worth it. It has great accessibility for everyone. I'm already planning my return (once I've recovered from this trip!).
Final Thought: I'm Still Dreaming in Luxury.
Seriously, the Arte Plus left a lasting impression. It's elegant, it's modern, all the staff are exceedingly polite. I give it 4 stars. If you're looking for an unforgettable staycation packed with luxury, this is the place.
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Why Arte Plus?
- Impeccable Comfort: Luxurious rooms (Non-smoking rooms: CHECK!) with stunning views, plush bedding, and every amenity imaginable – think (Air conditioning, Bathrobes, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, Minibar, Safety/security feature, Wi-Fi [free]: CHECK!)
- **Unforgettable Relaxation
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is my attempt to wrangle a Cosy Staycation at Arte Plus in KL, and let me tell you, I’m expecting chaos. Expect it. Embrace it. Here's the roadmap to my potential implosion (I mean, staycation):
Arte Plus Cosy Staycation: Prepare for Takeoff (and Maybe a Crash Landing)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Balcony Debate
- 1:00 PM - Arrival & Initial Panic: Okay, first impressions? Gorgeous. Like, Instagram-worthy gorgeous. The lobby is all swirling colours and geometric shapes – a visual assault in the best possible way. But let's be real, getting the Grab driver to find the actual entrance? Already a comedy of errors. "Arte Plus," I kept yelling, "NOT Arte by Thomas Chan! IT'S DIFFERENT!" (My face was probably turning a lovely shade of crimson).
- 1:30 PM - Room Revelation (and the Balcony Question): The room itself? Amazing. Seriously, the details! That funky, multi-coloured kitchen! The view… well, it should be amazing. Which reminds me, my first major decision of the trip: Balcony or no balcony? See, I'd requested one. "Absolutely," they said on the phone. But the room I got… looks out on the road. And let's just say, I'm not sure about the level of privacy. I'm weighing it up. It could be wonderful. Or it could be, you know, a display. Still, maybe the traffic will be a plus. That's what I'm telling myself. Because otherwise, I have to go and report the whole situation with the poor reception who will have to endure my rant! Wish me luck.
- 2:30 PM - Settling In (and Mild Existential Dread): Unpacking. Always a moment of truth. Do I actually need all these outfits? Probably not. Feeling the weight of 'responsibility' to make the most of this stay. "Relax," I tell myself. "You're supposed to be relaxing." But the to-do list in my head is multiplying faster than a gremlin after midnight. This is not ideal.
- 3:30 PM - Poolside Reconnaissance (and the Sunscreen Struggle): Okay, time for the pool! This is what I'm really here for. The photos are stunning. BUT…I've forgotten my sunscreen. Not great, Bob! I'm picturing myself resembling a lobster by nightfall. Heading down to the shop downstairs for a quick purchase. Wish me luck, I need it.
- 4:30 PM - Poolside Bliss (and a Near-Disaster): Score! Spent the last hour floating around the pool, pretending I'm a glamorous movie star. The water? Perfection. The sun is beating down. Then I almost tripped over a rogue inflatable flamingo. Clumsy, much?! But hey, I’m alive, and so’s my phone.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Dilemma: Okay, dinner. I'm considering either ordering in or venturing out. The hotel restaurant looks a bit… sterile through the brochures. But going out means effort. And maybe more public interactions shudders. I think I'll just have to order in. If I were to go out, I guess I would, you know, eat something local.
- 7:30 PM - Room Service Debrief (and the "Midnight Snack" Conundrum): Food arrived! Chicken rice. Comfort food. It hit the spot, and now I just want to lay on the bed and watch Netflix. But the siren call of the minibar is strong… The midnight snack debate begins, and the answer? Only time will tell.
Day 2: Culture Shock…or a Lack Thereof
- 9:00 AM - The "Wake Up, You Slug" Alarm: Ugh. Why does the alarm insist on being so loud? I swear, my ears are still ringing.
- 9:30 AM - Breakfast (and Instant Regret): Free breakfast from the hotel. Should have known better. Everything seemed a bit…meh. I guess I should have gone to that local place I saw on the way. Next time.
- 10:30 AM - Exploring the Area (or, My Attempt at Being Cultured): Okay, time to actually leave the hotel. I'm planning an afternoon in the area. See the sights, soak up the culture. Probably. Maybe. Or maybe I'll just wander aimlessly, which is honestly my forte.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch and a Moment of Revelation: I found an awesome small restaurant! The food was amazing, and I even tried something new. Like, actual new. I'm feeling that I actually could leave the hotel and enjoy the local culture.
- 3:00 PM - Shopping (and the Buyer's Remorse): Okay, so I did some shopping. Bought some souvenirs, a new dress which I absolutely don't need, and… Oh, dear. My bank balance is weeping.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the Room (and Netflix Fatigue): After a long day, it's time to go back into the room and maybe watch Netflix. Yes, the balcony that I didn't use. I still regret it.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner, Take II (and the "Should I, Shouldn't I?" Again): Ordering in again. It's easier.
Day 3: Departure and the Existential Aftermath
- 9:00 AM - The Last Breakfast (and the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye): The final breakfast! And in hindsight, it was a terrible idea to eat there. But, hey, no regrets.
- 10:00 AM - Packing (and the "What Did I Actually Accomplish?" Reflection): Packing. Again. Did I actually relax? Probably not. Did I accomplish all my goals? Definitely not. But I survived.
- 11:00 AM - Final Room Inspection (and the "Damage Assessment"): Did I accidentally break anything? Nope!
- 12:00 PM - Check Out (and the "Post-Staycation Blues"): Saying goodbye to the Arte Plus. It was a wild ride, and I can't wait to see the next chapter in my life.
- 12:30 PM - Heading Home (and the Grand Sum Up): Time to head home and face the realities of everyday life. But I promise myself, I will go out next time.
- 1:00 PM - Reality: I can't wait to go back.
Okay, so maybe it’s not the most perfectly planned staycation ever. But hey, that's life, right? And in the end, that's all that matters. (Oh, and that the balcony has a view, hopefully.) Wish me luck! I’m going to need it.
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