Fritzie's Crib: Your Manila Staycation DREAM (Unbelievable Pics Inside!)
Fritzie's Crib: My Manila Staycation Dream (and Maybe Yours, Too!) - A Review That's Actually Real
Okay, so I'm fresh off a stay at Fritzie's Crib, and honestly? I'm still kinda buzzing. The photos online? They're good, really good, but trust me, they don’t quite capture the… vibey-ness of this place. Prepare for a review that's less "cookie-cutter hotel blurb" and more "me rambling about the amazingness (and maybe a tiny hiccup or two)!"
First, the Basics (and the REALLY Important Stuff):
Let's get the boring bits out of the way first. Accessibility: This is a big one. I'm happy to report (and this is crucial for anyone considering it) that Wheelchair accessible is a big YES! They've got an elevator, which is a lifesaver, and the common areas are designed with accessibility in mind. Bonus points for that! The Rooms themselves are okay, not perfect, but the effort is there.
Internet, You Ask? Yeah, they got it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Thank god. My Instagram feed demands regular updates). Internet [LAN] is also available, if you're, like, a serious workaholic or something. The Wi-Fi in public areas was, blessedly, strong enough to stream movies without buffering. Phew.
Cleanliness and Safety: Did they get this right? They really did. Look, this is Manila, so I'm always a little… apprehensive. But Fritzie’s Crib takes hygiene seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays… the works. They even have hand sanitizer everywhere (thank you, Fritzie’s, for saving my sanity).
Oh, and the Pandemic Stuff? They handled it well. Staff trained in safety protocol, physical distancing of at least 1 meter… You legit felt safe, which is, let's be honest, a huge relief these days. They also had individually-wrapped food options and safe dining setup. I felt comfortable eating at my own pace.
Now, the Fun Stuff: Things to Do & Ways to Relax… and the Hilarious Story of the Almost-Burnt Toast:
This is where Fritzie's Crib really shines. Let’s start with the pool. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous and has a killer Pool with view. It’s perfect for, you know, pretending you're a millionaire doing the whole "sun-kissed and carefree" thing. I spent a solid afternoon lounging there, and it was pure bliss.
And then there's the Spa/Sauna. I didn't indulge in the full Spa experience (next time!), but I did peek in. They offer Body scrub, Body wrap, massage… the works. I imagine it’s utterly decadent. They do have a Fitness center that’s… well, it exists. Let’s say that.
Okay, the dining situation. They’ve got a Restaurant, and the view from it? Unbeatable. They offered Breakfast [buffet] which was solid. You could get Asian breakfast too and Western breakfast. They’ve got Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Poolside bar is a must. Seriously. The drinks are strong, the atmosphere is relaxed… perfect for a sundowner.
Anecdote Time! The Case of the Almost-Incinerated Breakfast:
So, the first morning? I went for the Breakfast takeaway service. I was feeling ambitious and wanted to eat in bed (totally justified on a staycation, right?). I asked for some toast. Just some toast. Well, apparently, my "toast" ambitions exceeded my cooking expertise. I think I accidentally set the toaster to "nuclear." The smell of burning bread wafted through the air. I was mortified! Thankfully, I managed to salvage one slice, which I devoured with a guilty grin. Lesson learned: some things are best left to professionals. (Or, maybe just stick to the buffet next time!)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Glorious Gluttony Continues:
Back to the food! They have a Snack bar for quick bites. The Desserts in restaurant were heavenly. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was surprisingly good. I was also pleased to see a Vegetarian restaurant on the premises. I am a salad lover and the Salad in restaurant was a perfect lunch choice. They also have Coffee shop too!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter:
They have a Concierge which is a lifesaver. The Doorman always makes you feel welcome. Daily housekeeping is amazing. The Dry cleaning and the Laundry service is necessary. Cash withdrawal is available too.
For The Kids (or the Kid in You):
They seemed super Family/child friendly, with Babysitting service available (though I don't have any kids to test that with!). They have all the Kids facilities that are available.
The Rooms: Are They Dreamy Enough?
My room? It was lovely. Nothing obscenely luxurious, but clean, comfortable, and well-appointed. Air conditioning was a must, and it worked perfectly. The Blackout curtains were genius for sleeping in (hello, staycation!), and I loved the Slippers they provided. Free bottled water. They have Complimentary tea, a Refrigerator.
Important Note: The Little Imperfections – Real Life, People!
Look, no place is perfect. The soundproofing wasn't amazing. You could occasionally hear some noise from the hallways. And the internet, while generally good, did cut out once or twice. But honestly? These were minor blips, easily overlooked in the grand scheme of things.
Getting Around – The Practicalities:
They offer Airport transfer, which is super convenient. Car park [on-site] is a bonus. They also have Taxi service readily available.
My Final Verdict – And Why You NEED to Book Now!
Fritzie's Crib offers a genuinely pleasant and relaxing staycation experience. It's got the right mix of comfort, convenience, and just a touch of luxury. The staff are friendly and helpful, the food is tasty, and the overall vibe is just… chill.
Here's the bottom line: If you're looking for a city escape with a touch of glam, you've found your place.
NOW, for the Money Shot!
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- 20% off your stay for the first 20 bookings! Seriously, that’s a steal!
- A complimentary spa treatment up to PHP 3000 (treat yourself, you deserve it!)
- Free upgrade to a room with a view (subject to availability, of course – but hey, worth a shot!).
- A late check-out (until 2 PM) so you can savor every last moment of your Manila daydream.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because Fritzie's Crib Staycation in Manila? It's gonna be a wild ride. And by "wild," I mean probably involving a lot of humidity, questionable traffic, and the distinct possibility of me losing my mind. But hey, that's the beauty of it, right? Here we go:
Fritzie's Crib Staycation: The Uncensored Itinerary (and My Internal Monologue)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Regret (Just Kidding… Mostly)
1:00 PM: Touchdown at Fritzie's Crib! (Hopefully, I won't have to wrestle a rogue tricycle and a gaggle of insistent street vendors to get there. Seriously, Manila traffic is a beast. Bring earplugs, because screaming is a given). Upon arrival, I'm greeted not with serenity, but with the faint aroma of… something frying. Fish? I don't know, but it's already whispering, "Welcome home, you're gonna need the immune boosters".
1:30 PM: Reality Check & Unpacking Drama. Oh, the glamour! The "crib" itself? Cozy. Okay, compact. Let's just say there's "intimate space" and then there's "can't swing a cat without hitting a wall." But hey, it's clean, and the aircon is actually working, which is a win in Manila. I unpack, which mostly involves rummaging through my suitcase, realizing I forgot half my essential oils (crisis averted!), and battling with the tiny hangers in the closet. Why are all hotel closets determined to be as inconvenient as possible? It's an unsolved mystery of the universe.
2:00 PM: Procrastination & Instagram. Okay, let's be real, a staycation isn't complete without a little… procrastination. I'm scrolling through Instagram, fawning over perfectly curated travel pics, and hating on my own slightly rumpled, sleep-deprived selfie. I’m also on the hunt for the best places to eat, and I swear I've seen every single restaurant in Manila a thousand times.
2:30 PM: THE Food Quest Begins: Sinigang and Unintentional Tourist Traps: My stomach is rumbling, and I have a craving for Sinigang (sour soup goodness!). I make a bold decision and walk out into the heat, armed with Google Maps. The first restaurant I stumble upon is… underwhelming. The Sinigang is too salty, the waiters are too eager. I swear, they probably charge extra to smile. Fail! Must find better Sinigang, or there will be tears.
5:00 PM: Nap-tastrophe. (aka, the art of falling asleep mid-afternoon) Okay, it's supposed to be a power nap. But I end up completely out for 3 hours. My dreams were filled with jeepneys and conversations with my lola with the scent of adobo. Is it possible to oversleep during a staycation? Because I think I might have done it.
8:00 PM: Rewarding The Day: It's time to venture out again. This time I'm headed towards the city, to a tiny carinderia I read about on a blog. It smells delicious as I make my way over there. I'm in absolute heaven with every bite. Day 2: Culture, Chaos, and Questionable Decisions
9:00 AM: Wake up and realize my clothes from yesterday stinks of the restaurant. That's how I roll folks.
10:00 AM: The National Museum Scramble: I'm trying to be cultured, people! Trying! I'm aiming for the National Museum complex. This should be an easy win, right? Nope. Traffic. Rain. Lost my umbrella. Got dripped on by a leaky awning. Found a parking spot that might technically be a ditch. But, hey, the art inside? Stunning! I spend way too long staring at the paintings, wondering if I secretly have an artistic soul that's been stifled by my love of Netflix. The museum experience: definitely worth the minor trauma of getting there.
1:00 PM-ish: Street Food Frenzy (and Maybe Regret): Okay, full disclosure, I'm a BIG fan of street food. I'm currently eyeing a kwek kwek (deep-fried quail eggs). My inner health-conscious voice is screaming, but my taste buds are chanting, "EAT IT! EAT IT!" So, I eat it. And another one. And maybe a fishball or two, dipped in a sauce that's probably 300% sugar. Am I going to regret this later? Possibly. Do I care? Not right now.
3:00 PM: The Great Book Buy. There is a particular bookstore in the city I have always loved. I decide to treat myself to a book and spend this time in bliss.
6:00 PM: The Worst Decision: Karaoke Night: (This is where things get messy. Fast.) Someone, and I'm not naming names, convinced me that karaoke sounded like a fantastic idea. Fantastic. It was not. My singing is atrocious. I butcher every song. The other patrons are either horrified or slightly amused. I'm pretty sure I lost my voice by the end of the night. And my dignity. But hey, at least I have a story to tell, right?
9:00 PM: Eating my feelings and reflecting on the day.
10:00 PM: Sleep. Glorious, blessed sleep.
Day 3: Recovery, Reflection & Departure (Probably with a Headache)
10:00 AM: The Longing for Sleep. I wake up, and I regret my night. My voice is gone. The only thing I can think about is a nap.
11:00 AM: The Longing For Breakfast: I decide I'm going to make a hearty breakfast to forget what happened yesterday.
12:00 - 2:00 PM: The Plan. The day is nearly over, so what kind of plans can I make? I think about going back to the bookstore. I decide to head out for a walk!
3:00 PM: Packing and Reality. Okay, staycation is almost over. The hotel is going to get a full cleaning. I reflect on how my staycation was. A lot of good and a lot of bad, but isn't that all life is?
4:00 PM: The Verdict: Fritzie's Crib Staycation: messy, imperfect, filled with questionable decisions and probably too much sugar, and utterly, wonderfully human. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Maybe with better karaoke choices next time. Or maybe not. Because if life were perfect, what would we have to laugh about? And I have a feeling, after this trip, I'll need a good laugh.
5:00 PM: On my way home! Good bye Fritzie's Crib!
Okay, spill. Is Fritzie's Crib *really* that good? The pictures are… unreal.
Alright, truth time. The pictures? Yeah, they're good. The *experience*? Well, that's where things get interesting. Look, I'm gonna be honest, the photos are usually taken at the *perfect* angle, right after the cleaning lady has left. I’ve stayed there twice now, and let me just say, those filters are saving lives. The first time? Pure, unadulterated bliss. Glorious, Instagram-worthy bliss. The second time? Let's just say the filter didn't quite hide the fact that the aircon sounded like a dying walrus. But hey - that's Manila, baby! Expect the unexpected.
What's the best part about Fritzie's Crib, honestly? Like, the *real* highlight?
Okay, this is a tough one. The pool? Pretty nice if you can snag it before the kids from the building next door descend. The view from the… hold on, let me check my notes... oh yeah, the balcony? Pretty good, mostly overlooking other buildings and the occasional stray cat doing its business (nature, am I right?). But seriously, the BEST part? The feeling of *escape*. Seriously. Like, you're *in* Manila, surrounded by all the glorious chaos, but for a few hours (or days, if you’re lucky!), you can pretend you're a little world away. That, and the fact that they leave you a welcome basket filled with goodies. Always a win. ALWAYS.
The pool. Is it really as amazing as it looks in the photos?
The pool... Ah, the pool. Okay, imagine the perfect Instagram-worthy pool. Now, imagine a slightly, *slightly*… smaller version. And imagine it gets crowded. Also, make sure you check the time of day! That glorious sun in the picture? Sometimes, it is absent and provides no vitamin D. Looked amazing in the pics though.
What about the location? Is it convenient? Safe?
Convenient? Depends what you consider convenient. It *is* in Manila, which means… *traffic*. You'll need a good navigation app and a healthy dose of patience. Safety? Honestly, it’s generally fine. Obviously, keep your wits about you, like you would in any big city. But seriously, don’t stroll around flashing your Rolex at 3 am; that is never a good idea.
Is it good for a romantic getaway? Or for families?
Romantic getaway? Potentially. If you're good at ignoring the neighbors' karaoke and the occasional construction noise, then sure. Just maybe pack some earplugs. Families? Yeah, definitely. Provided you're okay with sharing the pool with a few boisterous kids. There's enough space, and the location is pretty convenient for stuff like... erm... malls. My one experience with it: My partner and I had grand plans for a romantic evening. Candlelit dinner, nice music, maybe some… you know. Instead? We spent an hour wrestling with the TV remote, ate instant noodles (because apparently “gourmet groceries” only stretch so far), and the aircon died on us. Romance? Definitely. Perfect romantic chaos.
What's the Wi-Fi like? Because, you know, *work*.
Ah, the eternal struggle. The Wi-Fi. It’s… present. Sometimes. Think of it as a slightly temperamental friend. It'll be there for you, but sometimes, it’ll disappear when you need it most. If you have a super important work call, backup plans are essential. Tether your phone is all I can recommend. Manila Wi-Fi, in a nutshell.
Okay, you mentioned the welcome basket. What kind of goodies are we talking about?
Okay, the welcome basket. This is where Fritzie's Crib often gets some love from the guests. Expect the usual: A few snacks (usually chips of the plain variety, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending on when you last ate), small beverages, and maybe some… well, it changes. Sometimes I've seen instant coffee sachets, sometimes a small bottle of wine (score!), and sometimes… nothing. Seriously. Sometimes the basket feels like a "Surprise Meal" type thing. So manage your expectations, and view this as a bonus, not a guarantee. The randomness of it is part of the charm, I guess.
Were there any major downsides, anything you'd warn people about?
Oh, absolutely. The aircon. I’ve mentioned it, but I'm serious. When the aircon is on the fritz, it can become a sweat-fest. And the noise! Manila is loud, and some of that noise *will* seep in. The walls are not exactly soundproof. And cleaning can be… hit or miss. Be prepared for the occasional dust bunny. And the elevators. Oh, the elevators. Sometimes fast, sometimes not. I had to trek up 15 floors once. So, yeah, be prepared for things not being perfect. But embrace the imperfections! Makes for a good story, right? Just pack those earplugs, and maybe a spare fan.
Would you go back? Honestly? After all this honesty?
Absolutely! I would. Despite the dying walruses and the occasionally questionable Wi-Fi, there’s something about Fritzie's Crib that keeps me coming back. The location, the vibe, the temporary escape… it's worth it. Just… manage your expectations. Think of it as an adventure. A slightly imperfect, occasionally chaotic, and ultimately *fun* adventure. And hey, if the aircon works and the welcome basket is good, consider it a major victory!
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