Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: 140SQM Luxury in the Heart of the City!
Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: 140SQM Luxury in the Heart of the City! - A Messy, Honest, and Absolutely Human Review
Okay, deep breaths. Copenhagen DREAM Apartment… 140SQM… Luxury… Heart of the City. Sounds fancy, right? Let's see if reality matches the brochure. Spoiler alert: it's complicated. And frankly, I wasn't expecting this review to be THIS long. But hey, that's life, right?
First Glances & the Whole "Accessibility" Thing:
Right off the bat, let's talk about the elephant in the room (or, you know, the apartment building): Accessibility. They say "Facilities for disabled guests," but I’m gonna be honest, I didn't spend my whole time obsessively scouting for wheelchair ramps. I am, however, impressed that there is indeed an Elevator. A HUGE plus, especially in a city known for charming, yet often-up-a-hill, locations. More details on wheelchair accessibility are needed in the future, but let’s give them a passing grade for now. They do mention an "Exterior corridor," which, in my book, is much better than having to navigate a maze of hallways.
Finding Your Zen (or Trying to):
Now, about those promised Ways to Relax: They offer a Fitness center. I peeked. Looked… fine. Didn’t use it. I'm on vacation, people! My idea of fitness is walking to the nearest bakery. But hey, if you're a go-getter, go for it. The Spa/sauna, Steamroom, and Massages sound AMAZING. Didn't partake. Regrets, I have a few. I was supposed to review the Pool with view, but I unfortunately they didn't gave access to it. I think I'll have to blame the time of the year.
Cleanliness & Safety - Because, Well, It Matters:
Okay, this is where Copenhagen DREAM REALLY shines. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays gave me a serious peace of mind. It felt clean, truly clean. They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a thoughtful touch. They also brag about:
- Hand sanitizer
- Hygiene certification
- Professional-grade sanitizing services
- Safe dining setup
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
- Staff trained in safety protocol
And the best part? Cashless payment service. Because fumbling with Danish Krone is just not my idea of fun.
Food, Glorious Food (and the "Alternative Meal Arrangement" Mystery):
Alright, let's talk food. They offer a Breakfast [buffet] (which I'm always a sucker for), Breakfast in room, and even Breakfast takeaway service. Sounds delicious, right? But here’s the thing: I was too excited to get out and explore the city during the day. I didn't fully explore these services. They do talk about A la carte in restaurant, and a Coffee shop, which all sound appealing. Most interestingly, I didn't find a full description of the Alternative meal arrangement. What is it? A secret menu? A midnight feast? This warrants further investigation!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking:
The Restaurants looked promising. Coffee/tea in restaurant is a must, right? They also boast a Bar, a Poolside bar, and a Snack bar, which are always a good sign. I can honestly say I really loved a Desserts in restaurant. Absolutely delicious!
Services and Conveniences - The Nitty-Gritty:
Okay, let's get practical. They have all the basics: Air conditioning, Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Doorman, Laundry service, and Luggage storage. All essential for sanity and comfort. Also the following:
- Cash withdrawal
- Currency exchange
- Dry cleaning
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Food delivery
- Ironing service
- Meeting/banquet facilities
- Safe deposit boxes
I used the Concierge multiple times – super helpful for getting recommendations. They had Contactless check-in/out, which as you might guess is a winner in the Covid era.
For the Kids (If You Have Them):
I wasn’t traveling with kids, but they advertise Babysitting service and Kids facilities, which is a win for families.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer is available. Car park [free of charge] is a huge plus, especially in a city where parking can be a nightmare.
Available in All Rooms - The Breakdown:
Okay, let's get granular about the apartment itself. They have EVERYTHING. And when I say everything, I mean everything. You're getting:
- Air conditioning (bless)
- Alarm clock (for those early city adventures)
- Bathrobes (the ultimate luxury)
- Bathroom phone (because… why not?)
- Bathtub (YES!)
- Blackout curtains (essential for beating those early sunrises)
- Carpeting (which, TBH, felt a little dated)
- Closet (thank god, I packed too much)
- Coffee/tea maker (a lifesaver)
- Complimentary tea (nice touch)
- Daily housekeeping (a godsend)
- Desk (for pretending to work)
- Extra long bed (thank you, universe)
- Free bottled water (never say no)
- Hair dryer (essential)
- High floor (the view!)
- In-room safe box (always smart)
- Interconnecting room(s) available (good for families, I guess)
- Internet access – LAN (for all you old-schoolers)
- Internet access – wireless (obviously)
- Ironing facilities (wrinkle war!)
- Laptop workspace (if that's your thing)
- Linens (duh)
- Mini bar (temptation!)
- Mirror (for selfie-taking, naturally)
- Non-smoking (thank god)
- On-demand movies (perfect for a cozy night in)
- Private bathroom (always)
- Reading light (for those late-night bookworms)
- Refrigerator (essential for snacks)
- Satellite/cable channels (blah)
- Scale (don't look!)
- Seating area (good for people-watching)
- Separate shower/bathtub (fancy!)
- Shower (duh)
- Slippers (the best!)
- Smoke detector (safety first!)
- Socket near the bed (genius!)
- Sofa (comfy)
- Soundproofing (necessary for city life)
- Telephone (why?)
- Toiletries (YES!)
- Towels (plenty)
- Umbrella (for that unpredictable Danish weather)
- Visual alarm (for those…)
- Wake-up service (thank god)
- Wi-Fi [free] (essential)
- Window that opens (fresh air!)
The Minor Annoyances (Because Life Isn’t Perfect):
Okay, let's talk imperfections. The carpet wasn’t my favorite, and I couldn’t get the hang of the TV quickly. Remember that “Internet access – LAN?” Yeah. Haven't exactly been using a LAN connection in years. And while the “Safe dining setup” was impressive, I didn't fully get to experience it – a missed opportunity on my part!
The Verdict – And the Perfect PITCH!
So, Copenhagen DREAM Apartment? Overall, it’s a solid choice. It's clean, comfortable, and well-located. The safety measures are top-notch, and the in-room amenities are great. It's a bit… clinical, but not in a bad way. They're definitely more focused on practicality than “vibes.”
But here’s my pitch, folks, the thing you've been waiting for:
Tired of soul-crushing hotel rooms? Craving a Copenhagen experience where your comfort is paramount? Then book the Copenhagen DREAM Apartment!
Here's why:
- Breathe easy with their exceptional cleanliness and safety measures. Sleep soundly knowing you're in a truly sanitised environment.
- Step into luxury: 140 square meters of pure comfort.
- Explore Copenhagen from a prime location.
- Indulge in the convenience of exceptional amenities.
- **Enjoy the freedom of a private apartment with all the benefits
Copenhagen Chaos: A Week in a Beautiful Apartment (Probably More Like a Week IN the Apartment… Let's See!)
(This is the itinerary, but honestly, it’s more of a suggestion than a hard-and-fast rule. My mood swings are legendary.)
Accommodation: Beautiful Apartment · 140SQM · Heart of CPH - Sounds swanky, right? Hoping it lives up to the hype. Pray for me.
Day 1: Arrival & Apartment Appreciation (and mild panic)
- Morning (ish): Arrive in Copenhagen! Fingers crossed the flight wasn't delayed. Airports and me are not friends. After a smooth baggage claim – Hallelujah! – I navigate the slightly chaotic airport train to the city center. This is where my inner minimalist screams, because I've packed way too much. But hey, options, right?
- Afternoon: Check into the apartment. The "beautiful" part is the key. I'm picturing minimalist chic, Scandinavian perfection. Hopefully, it's not a beige box with a broken IKEA sofa. Actually, now that I think about it, a broken IKEA sofa might be more relatable. My brain needs a nap.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Apartment exploration! Unpack. (Or, let's be real, strategically place my suitcase and tell myself I'll unpack later.) Obsessively check every corner of the apartment. Is the coffee machine a death trap? Does the wifi actually work? Majorly important.
- Evening: Wandering around the neighborhood. Find a cozy place for dinner. Preferably one that serves copious amounts of carbs. I'm thinking a little initial anxiety of exploring a new city… and a lot of excitement! Dinner is probably going to get me through it.
Day 2: The Rundown & Hygge Hangover
- Morning: Wake up… if I can. Jet lag is a beast. Maybe a quick coffee at the apartment, then brave the… grocery store. Buying groceries in a foreign country is an adventure in itself. Decoding labels? Asking for help? Oh joy! I'm sure my attempt to buy yogurt will be hilarious.
- Afternoon: Canal tour! Gotta do the touristy stuff, right? Hoping it's not just a boat ride with a droning narration. I want witty commentary and maybe some questionable facts about the royals. Also, the sunlight! Should be good for photos.
- Late Afternoon: Stroll through Nyhavn. Okay, those colorful buildings are undeniably picturesque. But also…touristy. Try not to get swept away by the Instagram hordes. Attempt to find a slightly less crowded café for a celebratory pastry and a big latte.
- Evening: Exhausted from tourist-ing. Order takeaway and watch a terrible movie in the apartment. Embrace the hygge-lite vibe (a blanket, a candle, and a desperate feeling of longing for my own cat).
Day 3: Culture Clutch & Artistic Woes
- Morning: Visit the Rosenborg Castle. Hopefully, I won't get lost in the gardens and accidentally stumble into a royal tea party. Seriously, I'm trying to keep my internal monologue down, but it's not helping.
- Afternoon: Explore the National Gallery of Denmark (Statens Museum for Kunst). I'm not a huge art person, but I'll pretend to be cultured. Hopefully, I'll appreciate the art. Maybe I'll even pretend to understand it. "Oh, yes, the existential angst of modern man… deeply moving." (Internal snicker.)
- Late Afternoon: Maybe I'll treat myself to a fancy coffee break at a place that serves pastries and maybe befriend a Danish person (that is if the language barrier isn't too huge).
- Evening: Discover some great local restaurant, then head back to the apartment to read some new-found books I bought earlier. And order food, of course.
Day 4: Refueling and Inner Peace (or at least, a decent sandwich)
- Morning: Sleep in! My body refuses to cooperate with any regular schedule. Make myself a simple breakfast in the apartment. Scrambled eggs? Toast? Pray the kitchen isn't a complete disaster.
- Afternoon: Head to Torvehallerne Market. Food, glorious food! I'm thinking smørrebrød (open-faced sandwiches). Is there such a thing as too much smørrebrød? Don't answer that. Maybe some local beers or snacks.
- Late Afternoon: Try to wander through the streets and appreciate the atmosphere of the city, getting a better grasp of where the best places are.
- Evening: Try a fancy restaurant. It's time to get dressed up and go out.
Day 5: Day Trip Dilemmas & Danish Delight
- Morning: Consider a day trip. Maybe to a smaller town like Helsingør, or even Sweden! But the thought of more travel… might overwhelm me. Or, maybe I'll just stay in the apartment all day, watching bad TV and eating snacks. The appeal is considerable. It'll be a game-time decision, fueled by coffee.
- Afternoon: (If day trip: follow the itinerary for the day trip, otherwise, explore something in Copenhagen that I've missed).
- Late Afternoon: (If day trip: same as above).
- Evening: Enjoy a meal and head to the apartment after for a nice relaxing evening.
Day 6: The Tivoli Temptation & Pre-Departure Blues
- Morning: Visit Tivoli Gardens! Okay, this is exciting. Hopefully, it's not just a giant, overpriced amusement park. I'm secretly hoping for some whimsical charm. Ride something ridiculous. Eat way too much cotton candy. Embrace the inner child.
- Afternoon: Free time! Do some last-minute souvenir shopping, I guess. Or maybe I'll just sit in a café and people-watch.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Pack. Ugh. The worst part. Try to avoid the "I'm never leaving" spiral of despair. Final, slightly panicked apartment clean-up. One last meal in a cozy spot.
Day 7: Departure & Post-Copenhagen Blues
- Morning: Head to the airport. Hopefully, I won't miss my flight. Actually, maybe a small part of me wants to miss my flight and stay in Copenhagen forever. Try not to cry at the airport.
- Afternoon: Arrive back home. Instantly start planning my return trip to Copenhagen. Because, let's be honest, I'm already in love with the city (even if it was a mess).
- Evening: Unpack (finally!) and tell everyone all about my adventures. Prepare for the post-travel slump… and the sudden urge to redecorate my own place in a minimalist, Scandinavian style. Yeah, that'll happen.
Disclaimer: This is a highly flexible itinerary. Actual events may vary wildly. I make no promises, other than to try and have a good time (and possibly, to accidentally ruin the pristine appearance of that "beautiful apartment"). Wish me luck!
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Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: 140SQM Luxury... or Is It? Let's Get Real.
So, 140 square meters... is that *really* luxurious in Copenhagen? Asking for a friend... who's me.
Okay, look. 140 square meters in Copenhagen? *That's* what you call "a good start." Forget the "dream" part for a second. It's spacious, alright. I mean, you're not tripping over your own feet every five seconds, which is a major win compared to some shoebox apartments I've seen (and nearly lived in, thank god!). But luxurious? Let's pump the brakes. Luxury in Copenhagen is a whole different ball game. It's about the *details*. The location (more on that later... prepare yourselves!). The *light* (because hygge is a lifestyle, people!). And, honestly? The *price tag*. So, yeah, spacious is nice. Dreamy? Well, that depends on your salary and your definition of "dream."
Anecdote Time: I remember visiting a friend in what *they* called a luxury apartment. It had a ridiculously fancy (and completely unusable) chandelier that cost more than my car. The catch? The view was of a brick wall. So, context matters, people!
Alright, alright, location, location, location. Where's this supposed "dream" apartment actually *located*? Because Copenhagen is, well, Copenhagen.
Ah, *now* we're getting to the good stuff. The *location* can absolutely make or break the "dream" factor. Let's assume it's smack dab in the middle of the city. Hopefully, *not* out on the outskirts (unless you *love* a lengthy commute, because, seriously, who has time for that?). Ideally, it's close to the canal, maybe a cobbled street, maybe a bakery that smells like heaven in the mornings... you get the picture.
My Opinionated Rant: If it's *near* the Strøget (the main shopping street), prepare for tourist hordes and slightly inflated prices for everything. Still, it's convenient. If it's in a quieter area like Christianshavn or Vesterbro... *chef's kiss*. More character, more charm, more... well, more *life* than just pure consumerism. But beware, even in the "desirable" areas, you might still have to deal with construction noise. Copenhagen loves a good building project.
So, what kind of features are we talking? Does it have a balcony? Because I *need* a balcony. For the summer... and my sanity.
Balcony. Yes. Absolutely. Essential! In Copenhagen, a balcony is like a small piece of paradise. A place to sip your morning coffee, watch the world go by, and pretend you're living a life from a Scandi-noir drama. It's non-negotiable, in my very humble opinion.
The Imperfection Parade: Okay, but let's be real about balconies. They're often tiny. Like, you and ONE friend can barely squeeze out there. And in the winter? Unless you're a polar bear, it's not going to get much use. But still, it's the *potential* that matters, right? The *dream* of a balcony, even if you only use it three days a year.
And the interior? Is it all minimalist chic with white walls and barely there furniture? Because I'm not sure I can handle *another* episode of "beige."
Okay, look. Copenhagen and minimalist chic go hand-in-hand like... well, like hygge and candles. You're probably going to see a lot of white walls. A *lot*. Prepare yourself. But hopefully, it's not *completely* soulless. The key is the details. High ceilings are a DREAM. Original details like stucco or wooden floors are GOLD. (Because in my experience, getting those original features can cost a fortune, so if the place *already* has them, it's a win.)
Quirky Observation: You *will* find a lot of designer furniture. Like, chairs that cost more than my entire budget for a year of groceries. Don't be intimidated by the designer stuff, mix it in with some of your own junk to avoid looking like you're living in an IKEA showroom. I do.
My Emotional Reaction: I am generally against white walls. But a large apartment with white walls is a perfect canvas to add some personality!
What about the downsides? Because there's always a catch, isn't there? Don't sugarcoat it.
Oh, honey, there are ALWAYS catches. First, the obvious: PRICE. This "luxury" apartment is likely going to cost you a small fortune. And I mean, *a fortune*. Be prepared to pay a premium for the location, the size, the "dream" factor.
Messy Structure and Rambles: Other potential downsides? Noise! Copenhagen is a lively city. Even in the "quiet" areas, you'll probably hear some street noise. Construction is *constant*. Dealing with the bureaucracy is one of those things that I can't stress enough. Be prepared to navigate the Danish apartment market, which is... let's just say it requires patience, persistence, and a good dose of humor. And, oh yeah, finding a parking space can feel like winning the lottery.
Okay, okay, tell me about the kitchen. A big, fancy kitchen? Because... cooking. And eating. You know.
The kitchen! In Copenhagen, the kitchen is often the heart of the home. So, yes, hopefully, it's a decent size. Open-plan? Probably. Modern appliances? Almost certainly. A dishwasher is your *friend*! Trust me on this. A good oven is a necessity. (Because if you are going to make those delicious rye bread, then you *need* to have a nice oven.)
Doubling Down on a Single Experience: The Oven Saga: I had this *terrible* apartment. The worst part? The oven. It was ancient! It took an hour to heat up, and then another hour to cook anything. Dinner parties were a disaster. Pizza night? Forget about it! I spent more time watching the oven than actually enjoying the food. It was a complete and utter nightmare. The oven was the key reason I eventually moved. Ovens matter, people! Pay attention to the oven!
So, bottom line: Is this "dream" apartment actually a dream?
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