Manila's BEST Luxury Getaway: 55 TV, Netflix, UNLIMITED WiFi!

"Luxurious🎥55""TvNeflix@Mplace+UnliWifi+Pul Extr₱ay" Manila Philippines

Manila's BEST Luxury Getaway: 55 TV, Netflix, UNLIMITED WiFi!

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get the REAL lowdown on Manila's "BEST Luxury Getaway: 55 TV, Netflix, UNLIMITED WiFi!" – the kind of review that doesn't just read the brochure, but actually lives it, spills the coffee on the pristine white tablecloth, and maybe, just maybe, forgets to put on pants for breakfast. (Just kidding…mostly.)

First Impressions (and the Panic of Parking):

So, this place. It’s… grand. Marble floors that could host a skating rink, enough chandeliers to light a small city, and a lobby that screams “I’m rich and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I’m doing it in style!” The whole "luxury" vibe hits you HARD. Finding the actual entrance, however, was a mini-ordeal. (Seriously, I think I circled the block three times before spotting it. My parking skills? Let's just say they haven't evolved past the "parallel park and pray" phase.) Free on-site parking tho, so bonus points for that. And the valet? Godsends. They’re like, “Oh, you’re back? We’ll handle that for you.” and I’m like, "PRAISE!"

The immediate feel is… sleek. Possibly even sterile. But hey, I've got a nose for luxury and this place is dripping with it. And hey, they've got the COVID stuff down. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Seriously. You could probably sanitize a small herd of elephants in this place. (Good to know, right?)

The Room (and the Glorious, Glorious WiFi)

Okay, let's get down to brass tacks. The room. The room. The promise of 55" TV, Netflix and UNLIMITED WiFi. My cynical heart whispered, "Yeah, right. Probably a slow-as-molasses connection and a TV from the Jurassic period." I was SO WRONG. The TV is massive. Netflix worked flawlessly. And the WiFi? Oh. My. God. It’s like being plugged directly into the internet. Download speeds that would make a cheetah blush. Upload speeds that made me actually want to upload my embarrassing dance videos. This is a game changer. Pure, unadulterated bliss for a digital nomad like myself. (This is the moment when I almost forgot my shoes.)

And the rest of the room? Immaculate. Air conditioning blasting. Blackout curtains that actually block out the Manila sunshine. (Crucial for recovering from…ahem…late nights.) A super comfy bed with extra long bedsheets that’s a major perk to me (I’m like, 6'4") and fluffy robes I may or may not have spent the entire afternoon lounging in. (Don’t judge me.) And the bathroom! Separate shower and bathtub. Like, what is this life?!

Accessibility? (Important Stuff!)

I gotta be honest, I didn’t explicitly test all the accessibility features. However, the elevator situation looked promising. The elevators were definitely accessible from what I saw, and the common areas seemed pretty spacious. They feature meeting facilities, so you know they accommodate conferences and gatherings. The staff were also incredibly polite and seemed genuinely concerned with helping. But I’m not an accessibility expert, so I can’t give a definitive rating. But hey, big picture.

The Food & Beverage Frenzy (and my questionable caffeine addiction):

Okay, let's talk food. Because, let's be honest, that's where the real fun happens. Multiple restaurants, a coffee shop, and a poolside bar? Sold. Sign me up. They have a massive buffet breakfast (Asian AND Western options – hello, breakfast of champions!) which is a thing of beauty. I'm talking omelet stations, fresh fruit, pastries that could make you weep with joy, and enough coffee to fuel a small army.

The A la carte restaurant was good, though, to be honest, post-buffet, I was only really looking for soup and a salad, both of which were excellent. (I’m a creature of comfort, what can I say?). And the coffee shop? Their lattes were STRONG. Like, “I could probably fight a small bear” strong. (The barista was also a genuine human, which is always a welcome change.) I hear the bar is legit too, and they have happy hour, but after breakfast I was so tired I just passed out in the sauna…

Relaxation Station (and the Near-Death Experience in the Sauna)

This is where the "luxury" part really kicks in. They have it all: a spa, a fitness center, a pool with a view, a sauna, a steam room… I started with the sauna, thinking, "A little detox will do me good!" Famous. Last. Words. Listen, humidity is one thing, but I almost became a crispy critter in that sauna. I'm pretty sure I saw my life flash before my eyes. And then the steam room. Whoa. Anyway, make sure you know your limits, people.

The pool, though? Absolute bliss. The pool is what you could call "a pool of calm". The view is stunning. You can get a drink! The poolside bar is genius. 10/10 recommend. I didn't get a massage, but the spa itself looked divine. Maybe next time, when my near-death experience in the sauna hasn't left me shaking in my slippers.

Cleanliness, Safety, and the COVID Stuff (because, you know, reality):

They take hygiene seriously here. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, staff trained in safety protocols… etc etc. Makes you feel safe, which is huge.

Beyond the Obvious: Perks and Quirks

  • The Staff: Seriously, the staff here are amazing. Polite, helpful, and genuinely friendly. (They also didn't judge my questionable sleep schedule and my habit of wearing hotel robes to breakfast.)
  • The Little Things: Bottle of water on your nightstand? Check. Slippers? Check. Immaculate bathroom? Check. They thought of everything.
  • The Noise: The soundproofing is legit. I never heard a peep from outside, which is a miracle in Manila.

The Verdict (and the Ultimate Book Now Pitch!):

Okay, let’s be real. This isn’t just a hotel; it’s an experience. It’s a chance to escape the chaos, to be pampered, to unplug (or maybe, very plugged in) and just…breathe. This is like a private getaway, a place of refuge, a spot to fall in love with Manila all over again.

Here’s the Deal: If you're looking for Manila's BEST Luxury Getaway. 55" TV, Netflix, and UNLIMITED WiFi?! Then this is it. It's the kind of place you book for a special occasion, a romantic getaway, or just because you deserve some serious pampering.

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Manila Mayhem: My Netflix & Chill Extravaganza (With Optional Outside Contact)

Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly curated Instagram feed travel guide. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-gonna-order-more-lumpia version of my Manila "vacation." And by vacation, I mean, escape from the existential dread of, well, life, all whilst glued to a 55" TV screen.

The Premise: Mplace, Makati, Sweet, Sweet Freedom (And Unli-Wifi)

  • The Goal: Escape the grind. Officially. Unofficially? Binge-watch everything on my Netflix watchlist. I'm talking all the genres. Drama, comedy, true crime, even those godawful reality shows I secretly love (don't judge!). Plus, the unli-wifi is a godsend. My data plan… let's just say it's seen better days.
  • The Weapon: A gloriously large 55" TV, Netflix subscription, and a comfortable air-conditioned room at Mplace. Oh, and a serious supply of snacks. Think, chips, instant noodles, and of course, the legendary pulutan (finger foods) to pair with some ice-cold San Miguel.
  • The Budget: "Pul Extr₱ay Manila Philippines". Basically, I've set aside some extra cash for… well, extra everything. Uber Eats, a few (maybe too many) alcoholic beverages, and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave the room for more than a trip to the bathroom.

Day 1: The Nesting Instinct & "Squid Game" Mania

  • 1:00 PM: Arrival. Finally, sweet relief! Check-in is a breeze (thank god, because patience is not my forte), and I practically sprint to my room. The air conditioning is BLISS. Oh, the 55" TV… it's even bigger in person!
  • 1:30 PM: Snack Acquisition. First order of business: fuel. I am not gonna get hungry in the middle of a crucial scene. Chips and instant noodles are a must.
  • 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM: "Squid Game" Marathon. Pure, unadulterated commitment. I swore I’d watch the whole season in one go. The twists, the turns, the absolute brutality… I'm a mess. I'm yelling at the screen one minute, hiding behind my hands the next. My emotional stability is already wavering. At one point, I actually shed a tear (don't tell anyone). Rambling Thoughts Alert: Gosh, the green tracksuits…where can I order that outfit? And I'm starting to wonder if I’d survive the game. Probably not. Okay, definitely not. But the drama! The tension! I have so many thoughts, but my brain is also mashed potatoes.
  • 6:00 PM: Dinner (via online delivery – Uber Eats, of course). Leaning hard into the “lazy vacationer” stereotype. Ordering some Filipino food. Let's try some Chicken Inasal with rice. No guilt! It's research for my future life where I'll move there and stay there.
  • 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM: More Netflix. "The Glory". My god, that drama series! It’s dark, brutal, but also so satisfying.
  • 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM: "Wind Down" … or attempt it. I'm trying to unplug, but my brain is still buzzing from everything I've watched. Scrolling through random social media, then my eyes slowly shutting down.

Day 2: The Reality TV Rabbit Hole & The Great Coffee Quest

  • 9:00 AM: Wake up. I feel like I haven't slept at all.
  • 9:30 AM: The Coffee Crisis. The first sign of trouble: I'm out of coffee. This is a crisis of epic proportions. Must. Get. Coffee. The mission: brave the outside world. (I'm already regretting this.)
  • 10:00 AM: The Great Coffee Quest - I check out a nearby Starbucks and finally got my caffeine intake. The sheer effort of showering and getting dressed is probably more exhausting than actually trekking through the desert.
  • 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Reality TV! "The Circle" is my drug of choice today. I’m captivated, judging, and occasionally yelling at the screen. Yes, I'm aware of how pathetic this is. But, hey, at least I’m not alone! I'm living vicariously through these influencers, and the social media drama keeps me going
  • 2:00 PM: Snack Re-up. Running low on my chips and nuts supply… the hunger is real.
  • 2:30 PM - 6:00 PM: "Queen's Gambit". Amazing, really amazing. Aesthetically pleasing, great acting, and lots of plot twists.
  • 6:00 PM: Dinner. Back to Uber Eats. Tonight it's a big order of sisig and more beer.
  • 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Binge-watch more Netflix.
  • 10 PM - 12 PM: Winding down for the night.

Day 3: Should I Leave? (Probably Not)

  • 9:00 AM: Wake up, groaning at the thought of facing the world.
  • 9:30 AM: Contemplate leaving the room. I have vague ideas about visiting a mall, maybe buying a new t-shirt. Then, the thought of crowds, traffic, and actual human interaction makes me want to crawl back into bed. I'm conflicted.
  • 10:00 AM: Decide against leaving. Re-commit to the mission.
  • 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: "All of Us Are Dead". It’s so bloody, violent, and gross.
  • 1:00 PM: Time for food. The great dilemma: instant noodles or delivery? Delivery it is!
  • 2:00 PM: Back to Netflix. I’m thinking of watching some old movies or something light and fun.
  • 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "Love alarm".
  • 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner
  • 7:00 PM - 12:00 AM: Another movie marathon!
  • 12 PM - 1 AM: Sleep and End of Day

The Verdict:

Okay, so I didn't exactly become a social butterfly. But you know what? I had fun! I got to decompress, escape the world, and gorge myself on entertainment. Did I feel a little guilty at times? Maybe. But hey, sometimes you need a vacation from life… and in this case, that vacation was a cozy room, a killer TV, and an endless supply of snacks. Overall it was a great experience.

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Manila's BEST Luxury Getaway: 55" TV, Netflix, UNLIMITED WiFi! ...or is it? Let's be real.

So, what EXACTLY is this "Luxury Getaway"? Sounds kinda...vague.

Okay, okay, you got me. "Luxury" is a *strong* word, especially in Manila. Think... a well-appointed apartment. A nice one! With a big TV. The biggest they probably had when they set this place up, bless their hearts. They brag about the 55-inch screen, which is the main selling point. And the Netflix! Unlimited WiFi is also a HUGE selling point. Trust me. More on that later. But "luxury"? Let's say it's a significant upgrade from sleeping on a woven mat in some of the hostels I've stayed in. We're talking actual, honest-to-goodness *walls*. And a door that locks! That's luxury enough for me sometimes.

What about the WiFi? Is it actually "Unlimited" and actually... *good*? Because Manila WiFi... well, you know...

Oh, the WiFi. The *WiFi*. Bless its little digital heart. Alright, the listing *says* "Unlimited." And technically, it probably *is*. Now, *good*? That's a whole different story. Look, I've burned through enough mobile data on a single YouTube video of a cat playing the piano to know the struggle. I'd say the WiFi here is... passable. You can stream Netflix, eventually. There will be moments of frustration, buffering nightmares, the occasional freeze-frame of someone's face mid-sentence. Think of it like a temperamental puppy. It *wants* to please you, but sometimes it just chews up your socks (your download speed). Patience is key, my friend. Patience, and maybe a backup mobile hotspot. Just in case.

Is the 55" TV actually worth the hype? What if I'm a picky TV watcher?

Alright, look. The TV... is a *big* TV. It's undeniable. It dominates the room, like some kind of electronic overlord. And yes, when it actually *works* (see WiFi issues above, but let's focus!), it's pretty damn great. Especially if you've been staring at the tiny screen on your budget travel laptop for, oh, roughly a decade. The picture quality? Depends. Is it the latest OLED with HDR? Probably not. But is it significantly better than my phone? Absolutely. I watched all three seasons of *Ted Lasso* in two days on there. That's a win in my book. If you're a hardcore cinephile, maybe manage your expectations. But for us mere mortals? It's a solid, spacious, streaming vessel. Just...make sure you have whatever streaming accounts you like logged in before anything else, so the login part doesn't steal your precious time.

What about the location? Is it actually convenient, or am I going to spend half my trip stuck in Manila traffic?

Okay, the location. This is where things get... nuanced. Manila is a beast. Traffic is a literal, soul-crushing monster. Where this apartment is located is critical. The listing usually *hints* about its proximity to some cool stuff. If it's near a mall, that's a bonus. If it's near a train station, GOLDEN. Ask the host! Be specific! Don't be afraid to grill them about traffic hotspots. Because trust me, waking up at 5 am because your Grab driver *barely* got you to the airport after *only* three hours in a jam? Not "luxury". I got stranded at a McDonald's once, waiting for the traffic to die down. Ended up eating... well, let's just say I saw things during that delay. Ask clarifying questions.

Are there any hidden fees or extras I should be aware of? Because nobody likes hidden fees, right?

Oh, the dreaded hidden fees. *Shudders*. Yes, always ask about these! Cleaning fees? Utilities? "Service charges"? The tiny print giveth, the tiny print taketh away... Look at the listing *very* carefully. Read reviews. People *love* to complain about hidden fees. If someone mentions them, that's your warning! Ask the host directly! “Are there any extra charges above the listed price?” Get it in writing if you can. I've had a host try to charge me extra for *using the air conditioning*. Seriously. "Energy savings," they said. I almost lost it. Be prepared. Be vigilant. Money... always gets you the more interesting stories, anyway.

What about the kitchen? Can I actually cook, or is it just a microwave and a sad fridge?

Ah, the kitchen. The soul of any self-respecting apartment. What's there? It depends. Is it a full kitchen? A kitchenette? Or just a "kitchen" in name only? Read the description carefully! If you're a foodie like me, (and I'm talking REAL food, not that instant noodle garbage some places try to pass off) check the pictures. Is there a stovetop? An oven? Essential appliances? Honestly, I usually bring my own tiny pot just in case. Is there a fridge? Yes. Is it clean? That's a crapshoot. I once stayed in a place with a fridge that clearly hadn't been cleaned since the fall of the Marcos regime. I swear it smelled like… I don't even want to know what it smelled like. If you're planning on doing any actual cooking, message the host *specifically* and ask about the available equipment. Don't assume anything! Bring your own dish soap. And maybe some disinfectant wipes. Just in case.

Let's talk about the *vibe*. What's the overall atmosphere like? Cozy? Modern? Like, is it a place I'd actually *enjoy* spending several days in?

Okay, the *vibe*. This is crucial. Is the place a cold, impersonal box? Or something that actually feels... welcoming? The photos are your best friend here. Look at the furniture. Is it comfortable-looking? Are there any personal touches, like a plant or a piece of art? (A *real* plant, not a plastic one that's been sitting there since the Triassic period.) I once stayed in an apartment that looked like a serial killer's waiting room. Stark white walls, harsh lighting, and a single, depressing painting of a ship at sea. I spent the entire time feeling vaguely anxious. I had a panic attack and then watched bad reality TV to numb the pain. Don't be me. Read the reviews. Look for words like "cozy," "comfortable," "well-lit," or "stylish." If people are using phrases like "sterile" or "institutional," RUN. Consider it a major red flag. The vibe can make or break your entire trip.
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